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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, I would be dead because I'm a diabetic with a terrible nut allergy.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  2. RIP Butt Farterman

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  3. Send me snapchats on the honor system, meaning... just email me nudes and I promise I’ll delete them later

    By mariehorselamp,
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  4. A controversial catchphrase submitter looks down at the boy and says, "I can't operate on this girl. She's my son."

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. How come I can't get no Tang 'round here?

    By TomAlane,
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  6. Help me doctor, my danglers have been dingling ever since that dingo doinged my donger

    By mkoyama,
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  7. Welcome to Bangity Com Com I'm Auck Scotterman. Stay tuned for my scat version of the national anthem.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Just thought of a Sister Sister joke which would be great if it wasn't 15 years too late and culturally inappropriate to do incest material round here

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. The Sklars at night, have par-tial sight CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Ja-son mis-placed his glass-es!

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Shepherd to lost sheep, Big Papa to Bo Peep, soft rock to Hardcastle and McCormick

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. I've been through the desert on a horse with no game. That horse was the worst wingman ever.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. And here's the news from Lake Ho-Begone: yo mamma was bludgeoned to death with a can of corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Welcome, all of you to Comedy Bang! Bang! with Scott Aukerman. I am the second part.

    By TomAlane,
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  14. And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where I once lost a game of cornhole to Donnie Wahlberg.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. And that's the news from Lake Woe-be-here, where all the women are dead, all the men are also dead, and all the children are worshipping Satan in the

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Texas is nice to visit, but this is no country for old men with old man balls.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Your password must contain a capital letter, an imaginary number, two emoji, a sumerian curse, and a scent memory from your childhood.

    By mariehorselamp,
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  18. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! Thanks a lot, Satan!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  19. Suck fluid from mud like a butterfly, give directions through dance like a bee. Or is it: starve a butterfly, feed a bee?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  20. you say pooptato i say pooptato, you say poopmato i say poopmato

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. You can run, but you can't afford a bicycle

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  22. Little butt got a big O, big butt got a little O, come come, it's not that kind of show.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  23. Imagine Nick Nolte rubbing spoiled yogurt all over his naked body in the hot sun. Well this show is going to be even better!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. If you have butter fingers than you should be more worried about trying to lay a finger on your own Butterfinger.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. Look up in the sky! it's a bird... it's a plane... no, it's SUPERcalifragilisticexpialidocious!

    By yourpal,
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