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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Meghan and Harry, putting the sus in Sussex since 2020. (This message brought to you by Buckingham Palace)

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 174 views

  2. Everyone knows that the sexiest dessert is a peach cobbler smothered in baba ghanoush.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 162 views

  3. Remember when nostalgia was popular? Those were the days.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Don’t fuck a duck unless you want bad luck. It makes the lord scowl when you touch water fowl.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Smoother and cooler than a well digger’s baby’s ass since 2009.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Jesus is immaculately conceived and everyone worships him; I get emasculately conceived and everyone just says I have a tiny dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. You wouldn't download a car, you don't have the guts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. That dude keeps it tight. He's 101 but he's got the body of an 80 year old. So hot.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Local boy makes good nachos but refuses to share them with neighbors.  Now he's in prison.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Struck by Nostalgia, Harold suddenly found Ice Cream truck music playing inside his head as he stood back and swelled with pride at the perfect soft serve twirl he had left on this massive pile of diarrhea.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 200 views

  11. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man a deadly fugu fish, and he eats for the rest of his life.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  12. It’s time to get serious, it’s time to get Schweddy.

    By IDontCare4This,
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  13. Red Bull giveth wings, and Red Bull taketh them away

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. New catchphrase. Who dis?

    By IDontCare4This,
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  15. All is SQUARE in love and war. I’d bore you with the science behind this but these catchphrases have a character limit.

    By IDontCare4This,
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    • 122 views

  16. A paper bag may cure your hyperventilation now, but a plastic one will cure it forever

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 154 views

  17. You know I hate to goo it to em' but they should have seen it coming

    By Captain Jean-Lick Dickhard,
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  18. Dating me is like eating at Burger King. You could find something better, but do you really deserve it?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 150 views

  19. Exsqueeze me, are you trying to squeeze your way into my podcast about Squeeze?

    By Brushingy Tweth,
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  20. Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 407 views

  21. I installed a window on the Schrodinger's cat box, YOU'RE WELCOME

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 136 views

  22. The Snyder Cut is my favorite part of the Pretzel Cow

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 185 views

  23. A few years after partnering with a sex robot, you only get the "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, select, start, B, A" on your birthday--and that's if you're lucky.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's conjunctivitis.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  25. Everyone in the world’s named Jill except for the people who aren’t.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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