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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I took a survey of all of Hyrule's monsters about whether they'd like it if our bodies of water were the same size. Looks like Like-Likes, like, like-

    By PaulRice,
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  2. I been all over the world, and the world's been all over me too. We got it on video if you're into shit like that

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life when you're retired.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. The first rule of Mime Club is you do not talk about Mime Club. The second rule of Mime Club is you DO NOT mime about Fight Club. Those guys are NUTS!

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Sorry Gramma, but my ongoing love requires that you enable cookies.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Did Kelsey see the cast of Frasier? What did Grammer see?

    By DeanOCarroll,
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  8. It took years to create, and many people said I was crazy, but lets hear what they have to say now. Moisten up your flavor lagoons. Its Fingernail Pie

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. New York New York the city so nice they named it twice. Really? The same name twice. Sounds a little lazy to me. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Goots,
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  10. When you talk about the greatest cities in the world you have to mention New York City. I mean I am leagally required to mention it at least twice a

    By Goots,
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  11. They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. They also say the city never sleeps, Sounds like someone ne

    By Goots,
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  12. Now with extra calamity, fresh bodily secretions, & tons more riboflavin. It's the nude & improv'd coo coo train game

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. Double, double foil and stubble; razor burn and lotion bubble.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  14. Keys are the teeth of the laptop. They shall be brushed. They shall be flossed. It is so.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  15. Hey Paul Simon, Garfunkelyourself.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Oh, Whole Foods with a "W." For a minute there, I thought they only had swiss cheese and donuts

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. It was the Best of Times, it was the 11th-worst Robin Williams movie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Pegasus, Iskander: these be the friends of the Panda

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Yes, Freud said "There are no accidents", but godammit, you're an insurance agency and this feels like outright fraud.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Put on ur sad shoes and leave ur inhibitions swingin lifelessly from a ceiling fan,cuz existence is an endless string of delusion and fear.*fart noise

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, what's wrong with your pee?

    By MattSwanson,
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  22. Decades of intensive psychotherapy, counseling, and medication, that is how Stella got her groove back.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Jimmy eat world, Jimmy need nap

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. You have to strike while the iron is hot. That way you burn the flesh in addition to the regular bruises.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Could we call knock off cell phones quasi-motos?

    By teedle,
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