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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It was the best of times it was the worst of times for the man from Nantucket but mostly it was the best of times because he had a huge dick The End.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. There's only so many times you can throw a hobo from a moving train before you feel like settling down and starting a family.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Stand back, ye demons and serpents of sin! Im sorry there's only one stall, but I had burrito for lunch.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Temptation. Lust. Passion. Sprinkles. These are my four dogs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. First, do no harm. Second, that's silver. Third is my favorite base. See! I know numbers real good.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. Milk, milk, oui oui, around the corner soufflé is made.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. If you synch up Dark Side of the Moon with West Side Story you have way too much time on your hands & should really put the bong down once in a while

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. "Don't eat the brown acid" and other lies the blue acid corporation want you to believe next on an all new Geraldo

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Diplo's ma was so proud when Diplo finally got his diploma

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Don't take much to turn a duck-billed platypus into a fuck-filled platypus. Just a penis, some tranquilizers and a dream...

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Another show, another tragic city, another pair of ruined pants, another shitty pity.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. There is a 50/50 chance that 50 cent will be drinking 50/50 while watching 50/50 in one of the 50 states.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. I had a dream last night; I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. If you got the noticon, I second that emoticon.

    By Lamprey,
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  15. How many timekeepers does it take to change a lightbulb? Tick Tock...

    By Bigsmak,
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  16. Life is like a box of chocolates. Some arsehole eats all the good ones before you're even offered a single treat!

    By Bigsmak,
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  17. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. I wrote a book about reverse psychology, but people like you probably wouldn't understand it, so don't even bother.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Baby wipes are used more after baby making than by babies making messes

    By DannyGreiner,
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  20. I have never been to Africa, but I think I know enough to speak on this subject

    By DannyGreiner,
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  21. "Some people call me Maurice," Maurice said matter of factly.

    By BenWintermute,
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  22. The love of a cat is a sadistic emotion.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  23. Rabies infused chicken wire? I thought you said "whoopee pies". Well, too late now. I've already swallowed it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. U up? I only ask because I'm thinking of you fondly and would love to fondle you this fine evening.

    By DanHull,
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  25. It's Scott Worthington and his hot dog, Spot! Gussey cow!

    By DanHull,   
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