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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Imagine a door unlocked by a simple key, inside lies comedic mysteries that you yearn to grasp. Perhaps you've just entered the Bang Bang Zone.

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. Attention Comedy Bang Bang listeners, cake will be served for Donald's retirement party in the Earwolf studios breakroom at 5 pm.

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. I will now inspect each of your buisness cards, and here is mine. Now let's go around the room clockwise and everyone say your elevator speech.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Try not to blink, that's when all the gnomes steal your shoelaces.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. I'd ask the jury not to see my client as the man who burnt down several orphanages, but as the man who just really wanted that Klondike Bar.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. A hush fell over the packed courtroom. The trial of the century was about to begin and no one wanted to miss a word of Vagina v. Ping-Pong Ball

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. That's not just gross. That's giving your sister a fister blister kind of gross.

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. What is Mind of Mencia? No matter. What is matter? Never Mind of Mencia.

    By Treyzinets,
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  9. Dick Tracy taught my dog to read tea leaves. Repeat: Dick Tracy taught my dog to read tea leaves.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  10. See spot. See spot run. Should’ve bought Stayfree Super Maxi Pads.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  11. To make the change you want to see in the world, it's best to get started with a marker and a piece of cardboard.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. Mum's, word, or bird. Which word is the word?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. Twenty-Seven snowmen, all staring coldly at you. At last you had your army. Now all that was left was to obtain a magic hat.

    By MrMoxie,
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  14. Port man Tony's nail is hanging tough all along the waterfront and stuff

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. ill conceived sickness on the contrary, twas a well planned bout, forsee my death by yo-yo i did not

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Fuck the police is what wives of policemen do every night, all across the country. Not sure what all the fuss is about.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Let me make this perfectly clear. As a window washer that is my job.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Is this your toaster, Aquaman? Is this really your toaster?

    By PaulHogue,   
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  19. Death be not proud, nor a strong swimmer, so welcome to my incredibly dangerous pool party.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  20. Mortune mavers the mold

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  21. Cut me some slack, Jack. I ain't no hootenannyin' jive turkey with a slap back snack shack.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  22. The moving music of the macabre Macarena makes mere mortals more melancholy.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  23. Just because you're a diminutive white supremacist doesn't mean you can steal my skateboard, I'm calling the Dream Police!

    By Rev. Mike,   
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  24. Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration and two percent milk

    By BradDer,
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  25. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire and if you’re lucky, a delicious brisket

    By BradDer,
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