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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dali-Ali-Ali surrealism is dreamalism ya feel heavy money hip dope-e-ope.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. Punk rock ain't skunk rock to funk rock. Parliament ain't anything to armpit. Clinton for Prez, Gergio, yo.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  3. Journalism! Gotcha journalism here!

    By KickMuncher3,
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  4. If you build it they will come. If you squeeze it I will cum.

    By higherthantheclouds,
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  5. In B.C., universal sperm dispersal led to rampant population growth. See B.S.? It was actually on a smooth, steady rise.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  6. It's not the heat... it's some other Sandra Bullock movie.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. It puts the lotion in the basket... and now you have the start of a really nice gift basket.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. SPOILERS will be played by SPOILERS in the new SPOILERS movie, as long as SPOILERS studio has it's say

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Agent Orange is the New Black Sabbath. Ozzy needed a new band and Agent Orange needed a new frontman, it just made sense

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Your Honor, if you are going to condemn me for using chicken noodle soup for lube you best be ready to lock up the whole goddamn town of Pittsburgh.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. One time, I went to Band Camp, and I stuck a flute in my pussy. Mr Snuggleworth did not survive the encounter.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  12. Looking at the stars and I'm thinking "Nice up-skirts at the 88th Academy Awards."

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  13. John Goodman, more like John GODDAMN!!!

    By AlexSalcido,
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  14. pchah. like fsha. totally like totally gruh. a muh. no duh!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. You sure as shit won't hear that pussy Paul Simon here. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  16. I have many fond memories of clown school, but especially the makeup sex.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Rod Roddy and Jesse The Body looking ever so gaudy packed in their Audi and took a sick Saudi out for some shoddy Hot Toddies...

    By AlexSalcido,
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  18. Ducks fly together and penguins can't fly. Don't be a penguin.

    By Max Power,
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  19. "If I could change the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe...you would think my love was really something good..."

    By AlexSalcido,
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  20. Tonight the role of Horace will be portrayed by Jason Mantzoukas.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  21. My name is Jason Waterfalls, and I'm tired of running from you!

    By AlexSalcido,
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  22. And now to perform "Change The World" from the hit movie Phenomenon, haha just kidding...now it's in your head all day and it's all because of ME.

    By AlexSalcido,   
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  23. Sometimes, beneath the light of the full moon, you will catch a glimpse of pixies playing - that's your chance to request "Bone Machine".

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. I left my heart in San Francisco... so my heart transplant is pretty much screwed.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. We do it nong, being so matesticle

    By KrangkaDelic,
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