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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Vernon oh vernon oh vernon oh vernon, come upon me and twitch to the end

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 454 views

  2. Heynong me once, Heynong you. Heynong me twice, Heynongman.

    By SamuelMayorAngel,
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    • 527 views

  3. I put your hand up on my scarf, when I barf you barf we barf.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 418 views

  4. I'm working up a appetite, but this lunch place is understaffed, afternoon maitre d'-light.

    By bale_of_hail,
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    • 379 views

  5. I got my marching orders now I am just waiting for my apriling orders

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 412 views

  6. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Half-off wings make Jack really Sick!

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 380 views

  7. Do you want the Good News Bears or the Bad News Bears?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 392 views

  8. I see London, I see France, icy conditions on I-29. Please drive carefully.

    By EricWeaver,
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    • 433 views

  9. Nothing says 'I love you' more than the way my mother chews my food up before spitting it into my mouth.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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    • 526 views

  10. You say that? To my face? I'll see you at Thunder Road, my friend... It's that arcade place near the Olive Garden on Artesia... Galaga Tournament!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 594 views

  11. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. That's why I use L'oreal.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 508 views

  12. If time travel is just a concept, how come I can't remember what I ate for breakfast?

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 514 views

  13. There is an ancient grimoire buried in Nantucket containing quatrains of ribaldry!

    By Y.K.K. Zipper,
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    • 351 views

  14. I listen to all podcasts, except country podcasts.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 378 views

  15. Deuces are wild! Everybody get down! Wild card here! Don't know what's going to happen!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 332 views

  16. An Apple a day keeps the ghost of Steve Jobs from cumming on you while you sleep.

    By CodyTidmore,
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    • 273 views

  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqHK5Hy0ly8

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Now Splinter's in our Disco Tent

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Lick off me filth spittle, me luvlies - lick down me griddle o' scum. on this paddiest day i beseach yis - irish people: please stay out of the sun!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 325 views

  20. The Horse Whisper'er? I hardly know 'er! Oh, the HOARSE whisperer, that gross old lady with the scratchy voice? Yes we've made love several times.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Our loss? Big Pharmas' gain.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 373 views

  22. Kalloo Kallay!! No yeast today.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 424 views

  23. This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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    • 546 views

  24. If you ask your buddy Tom if he's seen your mutual friend Mark recently and Tom's response is "I've been blowing off Mark lately." There's just as goo

    By Cappy,
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    • 436 views

  25. The California Raisins died childless, a sad consequence of their grape nuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 355 views
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