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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sorry, Mark. THIS sausage party is women only.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Two bangs walk into a comedy, and the host says


    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  3. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don't sniff glue or you'll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. Ye’ll take the high road and I’ll take the low road / And I’ll call you a stupid doo-doo head.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. And for those of you keeping score at home...fuck you!!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Bros before hoes, except after c

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. How much Chuck could a Chuck Norris Norris if a Chuck Norris could Norris Chuck?

    By Himcules,
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  8. Please remember; anything you say or do will end up in my spank bank

    By Señior Mansauce,
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  9. They call me Famous Amos ‘cause of my cookies (and Famous Anus ‘cause of my dookies!)

    By El Chico Malo,
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  10. “Boner”: the original misnomer.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Did you meet the Turkey from Albuquerque? Her feathers are bright and her breasts are perky...

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. I wasted my dreams, but you tasted my creams.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. I drink your milkshake; you watch my butt shake.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Bread is nature's paper.

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. The kindest man in the world would not allow a little raccoon to steal his eyeball.

    By Schnickpot,
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  16. My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.

    By Schnickpot,
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  17. With firm will, I finish climbing, hiking till I find this inviting inn, in which I might sit, dining.

    By Schnickpot,
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  18. Cross my heart and hope to die; that chimp threw poop in my eye!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. If at first you don’t succeed that’s okay. Making a dragon have an orgasm takes at least 3 tries

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. Doo-doo? Will do. Pee-pee? We’ll see.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. CBB the show that makes u #LOOMFAH

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  22. oompha LOOMFAH dupa Dee dee. that's what you get listening to CBB

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  23. Welcome to Comedy Bung Bung, the show where we talk to interesting people about butt stuff

    By Russian Non-Trollbot,
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  24. The Married Life Is Fun And Games (Unless You're Married To Kevin James...)

    By El Chico Malo,
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  25. Pluck ‘em out my butt and plop ‘em in my mouth—that’s the way we do it down south.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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