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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey! Can you please nong that somewhere else, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. I’d rather have an Uncle Hieronymus than a hairy unclonymus.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. My cutting wit is nothing compared to those scissors you've just stabbed me with.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Catchphrase Pro Tip: before posting, you should hear your catchphrase in Scott’s voice. This requires removing the duct tape and corn cob gag, so make sure he doesn’t scream for help.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I don’t accept sandwiches from strangers. So don’t hoagie if you don’t know me.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. I like my women like I like my corn—sweet, creamy, and fresh from the can.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Well son, maybe your toys would come to life too if you didn’t wet the bed all the time.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. Supersuit? I'll put my soup in her suit if you know what I mean. One clam chowder please.

    By PickleDaddy,
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  9. On today's show I'll do something quirky and then look sad during a Kinks song.  Welcome to dramedy bang bang. 

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. Tanner, I know you’re listening. Put down the hookah hose, and get a job

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  11. You put the lime is in the coconut, you put the coconut in the trash, you go to the freakin’ doctor like a normal person, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  13. No Need To Thank Me, Dido. I Had Fun, Too.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  14. My wife calls me Excel because I like to spread her sheet.

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  15. As a doctor in the North Pole, I do do a lot of elf-medicating. Sad to say, it is a lot of opioid scripts.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  16. Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle...since my brother made love to a monkey.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  17. Nothing scares me, my middle name is Danger. My first name is Rodney and my last name is Field, I get no respect.

    By masonreloaded,
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  18. I love it when I see a dog wearing a bandanna. I mean I know its gang related but its still cute.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  19. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an “Open Hole” policy. Yes, it is that kind of show.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Me and Goober Lognuts rubbin’ pigeons down at Humpneck Park

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If I had a nickel for every time I wondered why I didn’t have any nickels, I’d have more nickels than I would have had had I never wondered why I didn’t have any nickels, but not a life-changing amount of nickels because I’ve almost never wondered that.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I've been giving promiscuous vegetables to my girlfriend. My peas are now herpes.  

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. You say “French cuff;” I say “buttonless freedom hole.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Never look a gift cat in the butthole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Call me a cannibal, call me a sinner, just don't call me late for dinner

    By LooseCheeksGasLeaks,
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