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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I have made the decision not to be a mother. This is partly because, when I look back on my whole entire life, I have had a dick and balls.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. This one is like a tongue twister combined with a titty twister.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. When up from the bellows she came, far less angrier than before, and sat down upon us with nary a glance that would catch another's, then sheepishly declared into her folds of her elbow "I don't think I ever taken a shit like that in my life."

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. Draw from the pool but please don’t pee in it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Actually, I think I just like you as a friend in the time of cholera

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Why do birds fall down from the sky, every time you walk by? Take a shower for God's sake.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. In the land of the one-thrust busters, the two-pump chump is king

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, killed my dad, banged my mother

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  9. It’s loud and it’s only going to get Lauder, EstĂ©e.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Today I want to share this true story of a teen runaway, and the stranger who made sure to bring him back home, in a heavy duty trash bag.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. You say “three inches hard” like it’s a bad thing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. One cup of eggs on the rocks please

    By ImAChuckster,
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  13. I like my steak like I like my eggs: over medium

    By ImAChuckster,
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  14. Don't cry because it's over, smile because you still have plenty of teeth left!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. You'll have to tug harder than that, monster truck, cuz the roots of these pubes run deep.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. If you're wondering what / just fell out of my butt / It's none of your business / That is unless you like Guinness

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. Don’t hate me because my pants fell down that one time at the tractor pull. Hate me because I looked great doing it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Booty is in the eye of the beholder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 165 views

  19. Release the Kraken? I hardly know ‘er!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 160 views

  20. Been trying to get into non-erotic asphyxiation but I keep getting Heimlich’d.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 164 views

  21. The Luxury Sleeper Car Children thought it was chic and sexy to be rich yet look poor so they rebranded to the Boxcar Children.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 167 views

  22. I'm a warlock named Sloppy Joe, but all the bitches call me Man Witch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Did i do that?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 166 views

  24. Good old fashioned American comedy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 153 views

  25. It’s a disaster

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 157 views
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