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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sex is like a really cool Pokemon card. I don't have any and I really want some

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. The rain in Spain stays mainly in Grazalema, averaging around 31 inches per year

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. If we censors have offended, eat a dick and all is mended.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Though it is neither August nor Christmas, we’d like to wish you a Holly Jolly Augie Doggie!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Hark, Stout Yeoman of Hey Nong, what dost thou seek at the House of Hot Dog?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Attorneys general, courts-martial, heirs apparent, and fuckers of mother

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. In Soviet Russia, problems have a Houston

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Houston, we have a farmer

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Unbeknownst to Donny Most, his pants are haunted by a ghost

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. Genghis Khan? More like Dingus Khan. What a dingus!

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. Unlike you, these eyeglasses sit comfortably on my face

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Sinbad is bad. But he has a brother, Singood. He’s also bad.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. What a totally normal and reasonable thing to do, Ghengis Khan. Not!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Not sure what “beheading” is but it’s probably when you wear your game face, and bring your A-game, but your A-game face is on your B-head.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. It’s France’s answer to The Berenstain Bears; Les Shitstains Unbearables.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. I like to think of my esophagus as a tunnel to my butt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Mary had a little lamb until she met the mutton man

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Thanks for sharin’, Osbourne.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Maybe the monsters hide under your bed because you're so loud and terrifying

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I ate the magic beans, went to lay an egg & ended up jackin' the beanstalk

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Little known fact: in Israel “Netanyahu” is actually a warning. It means “someone nutted in your Yoohoo.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Free the donuts

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. I don't know about you, but I don't want to

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me unless they are the words “I am going to break your bones with sticks and stones.”

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. I know the number pi up until the very last decimal point, which happens to be twelve

    By Turtleshark,
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