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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A proper goose? That's propaganda

    By Spoiler Dessert,
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  2. Cluck me, daddy! Cluck me! The chicken or the egg, the chicken or the egg.... ooooo, I came first!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. I’m a jack of all trades, but a master of off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Open the door, clean up the floor—SOMEBODY didn’t walk the dinosaur

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Hat soups, Dothog!

    By Squat Awkward Man,
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  6. Skeetin’ ain’t cheatin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Menacing goblin, please permit my avoided little physiognomy the decency of horror so ample it might disappoint the marrowless housewife once more

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. oh divinest chanticleer we call Gary Busey, like a bobolink perched atop the decaying shanty, no necromancer may taketh away our son of the first virgin unbirth without costly struggle and tropical supplications once more

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. I came here to crack corn and not care, and I’m all out of corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Here is the barnyard, here is the tractor. Open it up, Quaid start the reactor

    By Flombonious Jones,
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  11. More like nads and crabs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Maybe it could be called a cornwich.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. if you wiped your ass, youd be home by now

    By Kyle Dallman,
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  14. Why would I want I visit the Large Hard-On Collider? That sounds terrible! Oh wait...

    By El Chico Malo,
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  15. I'm taking your mom to the senior prom, so don't be sad when your dad is mad!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  16. Well dress me up and call me Sally and spank me with an ear of corn until I call you Daddy

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Everybody knows that the early buh-bird gets the worm.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I came here to chew bubblegum. This is the Bubblegum Chewery, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. If you can’t take the heat, quit putting hot sauce on your genitals!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. So we beat on, boats against the current, masturbating ceaselessly into the past

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. If a child in danger meant child endangerment then I never should have taken you bungee jumping Kevin! You really gotta speak up, little guy!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  22. Well I’m runnin’ down the road tryin’ to loosen my load because the stool softeners seem to have just exacerbated the log jam.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. FIFTY-DOLLAR BILL! FIFTY-DOLLAR BILL! GUYS, WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF FIFTY-DOLLAR BILLS!

    By TromboneLongy,
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  24. If Benjamin Button were Catholic he would’ve died as a skeet-skeet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Give a man a kiss, he's yours for the day. Teach a man to kiss, well that just sounds like my mom's relationship with her 33 year-old son, me!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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