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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. queer cum, santa claus... right? cos santa claus gay

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. I ain't got no beef with chief keef, just a hotdog with the Aukdogg.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  3. Mommy, I just drank an entire bottle of eggnog on a toilet in a Denny's in Rancho Cucamonga on the Fourth of July. Do I get to go on...

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  4. What's up with all this war? iRaq, iRan, iDont even know anymore!

    By chris the piss,
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  5. Welcome students to Extrasensory Perception as a Second Language. I would ask everyone to turn off their mouths before we begin.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  6. Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, giving a rub-a-rub-rub, all three

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  7. Bewire the Oids of Morch.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. How in the light of one night did we come so far? I think our bus driver is on meth.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. All I've ever needed was the music and mirror and the chance to dance for you and oxygen, water, food, companionship, a roof over my head.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 421 views

  10. For whom the Taco Bell tolls? Fatties.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 433 views

  11. I tried to raise an ear wolf but ended up earless. Should have stuck to ear gerbils.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 405 views

  12. Simmm-ply havvv-ing a won-der-ful piss Chris Pine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Coffee is for closers, but lattes are for Kevin Spacey.

    By angryrose,
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  14. Lather, Rinse, Secrete

    By Steven_Tigerowski,
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  15. I used to think Superman IV: The Quest for Peace was the worst sequel ever, until I watched Pretty In Pink 2: In The Stink.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. If you think about it, people noses are just monkey trunks

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 404 views

  17. In space, no one can hear you scream. And it's really hard to get a wifi signal. Hence the screaming

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Her face was like the face of a woman, her scent was the smell of a female. And she looks like a woman should look: womanly

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. In Shirtburgh, Dec. 24th is Christmas Sleeve

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. How much hot dogwood could a dogwoodchuck chuck if a dogwoodchuck could chuck hot dogwood?

    By space owl,
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  21. If you call Mao we'll include a Free Tibet!

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. "Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the Raven “Happy New Year, Babyyyyyy!”

    By 163688548,
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  23. T.W.A.T.S.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Every time I punch a dude out I scream "You just took a ride on the Bleeding Brainblow"

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 365 views

  25. Every time I make love to a woman I shout out "You just took a ride on the Breeding Rainbow"

    By Pure Guava,
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