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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Would you want to go get a coffee with me sometime? No? Ok...how about one of those spongy, stale fake crossaints with the chalky chocolate inside?

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  2. If the world is a packet of ramen you bought at the Asian food store, I am the fishlike cartoon creature on the label you can't identify.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  3. Be honest, does this dress make my ass look mawkish?

    By PaulHogue,   
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  4. Catchphrases are like assholes, a useful tool for smugglers.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Come come Mr. Bond, you derive just as much potassium from bananas as I do.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Who fears speak of Dante's Peak? I blow my top as you hipsters scoff.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Stand: and unfold your elf

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. mother brought us up knowing right from nong

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. You know that pop culture reference that this sentence references? Well until you read that sentence you thought you knew it! Now see where you stand!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. There must be 50 ways to have your druthers

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. More geese ceepees than swan ceepees now live...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I am the collector of all the Poke-mon, even Rastafarizard

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Ask not, "For whom the bread bowls?"

    By Jug Bandit,
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  14. Like the Science Beatles famous song said: "All You Need is Love, Oxygen, Water, Food, & Shelter"

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. "Let the wookie win" And with those 4 words, the great Dejarik point-shaving scandal of Sector 453G was born

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Since heavy metal has appropriated skull imagery, I say we at the smooth jazz federation snag the femur before those kooks at easy listening claim it

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. These nuskool anti-haiku catchphrases be the shit, right Eartha Kitt?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Desperate rhymes call for hmmm... iambic pen?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. P-A, U, L-F to the T. His suits are always nice and vel-ve-ty.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. It's almost ready, said Right Said Freddy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Pescis' off-broadway po-mo roast-tragedy really breaks the fourth ball

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. You'll be sure to note my lumpy scrote - it dangles hither: it will squirt a river.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. One and two makes three, and then there's you and me. Lock the door.

    By BLOOOR,
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  24. My favorite sex toy is a vibrating Nimbus 2000

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  25. My Ghostbusters screenplay revolves around Brendan Fraser trying to convince everyone he's not dead.

    By Shampoodler,
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