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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? I say no!

    By SmileyPappy,
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    • 370 views

  2. "The Sauce is the Boss, and I get paid by the hour."

    By KillBowDebt,
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  3. Posh! Such nonsense is beneath me, seeping into my shoes.

    By doucheydog,
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  4. When it comes to bodies hitting the floor, we can all thank gravity for letting it happen.

    By Thomas Fiddlesticks,
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    • 684 views

  5. I find your lack of nipples disturbing.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. (room) - (light) = dimsum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. "I'm not a fan... " said the AC

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 446 views

  8. Comes a time in every man's life when he times his cums.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Je suis Jarlie

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. yikes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Finally saw The Force Awhackens and I gotta say, way more hunky cops jerking off than I was expecting.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 410 views

  12. I know when that suicide hotline bling, that can only mean one thing.

    By Baltimoronic,
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  13. Are my creative juices flowing, or is my brain just trying to distract me from my own despair?

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 483 views

  14. Special skills? Let me show you. Zzzzzzzzip! I can mimic the sound of a zipper. Yes, I think that's relevant to accounting.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 389 views

  15. Choose a job that you love, and your manager will never have to work a day in their life.

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 436 views

  16. Kids these days are all out doing stuff meanwhile I'm still here doing other things

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 548 views

  17. When god closes a door, it's because he's about to open a giant can of whoop-ass

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 484 views

  18. People who exclusively use similes to describe things are like... annoying

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 571 views

  19. If they made waffles for the toilet, my diarrhea problem just may be solved

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 541 views

  20. Condoms sometimes break, especially when you're pulling them over the baby's head

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 478 views

  21. When they said they were going to give me wads, I thought they meant cash!

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 468 views

  22. You can give a shit, and you can give a hoot, but you really shouldn't give a shit-hoot

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 545 views

  23. The children of the corn ain't got nothing on the offspring of the buffalo wing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. They ain't no sympin' in tha muddafuckin' pimpin—even the creamiest of corn knows that.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 432 views

  25. Stayin' Moist With Stamos will not be seen tonight so we can bring you literally anything else.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 360 views
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