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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Take me to your leader, so that I can ensure that she is partaking in the proper prophylactics

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 389 views

  2. The Man From U.N.C.L.E. seems destined to marry Aunt-Man.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 415 views

  3. Mr. Belvedere was nowhere to be found after Mr. Mom missed her period.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 381 views

  4. Testicles are basically "Body Bags" and that's not even counting the smell!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 380 views

  5. I am a film lover but sometimes the reels cut my dick.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 424 views

  6. You've lost that loving feelin'. Oooh that Congenital Analgesia!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 385 views

  7. Those with heart conditions should stick with Tom Petty's solo work.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 421 views

  8. If looks could kill I would be the cure to cancer.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 375 views

  9. I must be an artisanal masturbator because all of these stains were lovingly hand-crafted.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 2 replies
    • 531 views

  10. Well my name's BB-8 and I'm here to say that I chafe my balls most every day.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 519 views

  11. You DO want to know how sausage is made, it's at a sausage party, hosted by Bart Sausageman.

    By KristophShapercutter,
    • 0 replies
    • 442 views

  12. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker and cocaine is fucking awesome

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 524 views

  13. 99 out of every 100 doctors agree: Injecting chocolate straight in your thighs makes zero sense whatsoever.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 414 views

  14. A double rainbow is almost as rare as people who give a shit about double rainbows

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 423 views

  15. Dr. Who? House M.D. No, I'm talking about a TV show. I know, House M.D. No, Dr. Who! I just told you, House M.D. MARCUS WELBY IS ON THIRD

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 391 views

  16. A tongue-twister is a figure-eight of speech

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 723 views

  17. In a hot spot? Plot your tots on their cots with a knot and get a lot of pot from Scott, better not stop till your eyes are bloodshot.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 421 views

  18. Alaska again, Iowa-nt an answer this time, did you stick it In-Diana? Answer honestly Oregon-na kill ya.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views

  19. Boob trees sprout from nipple seeds

    By piemanpie24,
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    • 461 views

  20. "I'm not throwing away my shot", said Alexander Hamilton, pediatrician

    By piemanpie24,
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    • 462 views

  21. Dad, please stop farting. It's tearing this family apart.

    By piemanpie24,
    • 0 replies
    • 448 views

  22. Sir I'll ask one more time, and I'll remind you you're under oath: Do you or do you NOT like big butts?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 403 views

  23. In the year 2525 most of social media will revolve around a really charming ratchild named Clive

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 331 views

  24. Samm Alone, and don't it feel good?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views

  25. Catch this phrase, beeyotch

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 386 views
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