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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Downton Abbey Road: The only upper-class Beatles tribute album you will ever whip your maid to

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Grandma spent 30 years attempting to milk that cat. The least we can do is honor her memory by making some more pussy jokes. OK, carry on, Reverend.

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Shout it from the rooftop, whisper from the ground. Never wake the Grunkle, he'll tell your significant other about your internet search history.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  4. I would totally rock jodhpurs if I only knew what they were

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. It's that time of the month and i'm bleeding profusely. Flossing is a real man's game.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  6. 9 out of 10 statisticians agree that Bob from statistics needs his own bathroom.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. My worries are low, my spirits are high, everyone knows cake is better than pie

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  8. Romeo, Romeo please give me some spare ribs.

    By VladimirGluten,
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  9. After the tawdry audi in-and-outie Audry packed and left the county

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Captain's log, Stardate 4513. I have decided to confront Scotty about his frequent use of the C-word.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. SPOILER ALERT: here comes a Plymouth Superbird

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. softly blows your brothers' anal breath as dawn spreads slowly through the frozen Steppes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. By the power vested in me by the power of Grayskull I now pronounce you He-Man and partner you may kiss the Battle-Cat.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. shitdickpics: 2016 gets nasty quick

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. The artificially extended masturbatory bout ended about aswell as anyone expected.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. i got my roots in third wave ska, and both my hands down your sisters' bra

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Bitches get knishes

    By be easy on me,
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  18. better shut in than shut out

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. If you think God never gives you more than you can handle, then clearly you've never watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

    By rob_m,
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  20. El Nino getting California all wet. Cue the porn music.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Lincoln Logs, linking blogs, poppin bottles at full throttle.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Welcome to Antiques Roadshow and sir, right off the bat I can tell you those are recently made anal beads.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I don't know nothing about nobody unless it was a plot line in an Archie comic.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  24. Before we start, what everyone needs to know is that I'm a really, really cool guy.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. feels like it's recording time...better start flooding this place with ceepees. and stop talking to myself out loud about it.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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