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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My friend is always making really mean plays on words -- she's a real punt!

    By daddysboy,
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  2. Better the cornbread you know than the cornbread you don't, right Mr. Greenjeans?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Exit life. Enter night. Take my hand, Corn Coberman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 440 views

  4. The worst Bob Durst crime rhymes are still better than the best OJ slaying orations.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 445 views

  5. I'll have what she's having: menopause followed by a hysterectomy

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. This episode was directed by Michael Bay so get ready for some blow 'em ups and sweater pups

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. You know the difference between you and me? I've never seen Men In Black.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Confucius say please stop reading my wisdom aloud in a stereotypical Asian voice.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. But officer, I was only applying hand lotion, using my genitals as an applicator, here in the supermarket. Is this not America?

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Sweater in winter, nary a splinter; sweater in summer, farce of a mummer

    By Y.K.K. Zipper,
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  11. "ahhhh, le Wack Bar", said vague vogue Frenchy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. selected lives matter

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 421 views

  13. You really know how to push my butto-- NO, NOT THAT ONE! (the building explodes)

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  14. I love you, Sam! Let's go steady.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  15. Take a blank piece of paper, draw a circle inside of a square, and then go fuck yourself

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  16. blow blow blow your scrote till it violently delivers a cream-stream

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Oh Thanos, must you go on about those gems all the time.

    By DanC,
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  18. Treat yourself to some key lime pie.

    By DanC,
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  19. A sound so sweet, you'll think you're listening to Hanson.

    By DanC,
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  20. Time to take the fall out shelter out of mothballs, Scottie's about drop some truth bombs.

    By DanC,
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  21. Notice is hereby given that Todd A. Horsefucker intends to present a petition to the court to change his name to Steven A. Horsefucker.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Take a seat Donahue there's a new kid in town

    By DanC,
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  23. "Things that irritate me: people that think their dog is a person; people that refer to a professional sports team as 'We'; and racists." - Brian Pose

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. hey B, see def g's hate i (jk)

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. I fell in love with college porn when I dropped out

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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