New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. That dog won't hunt corn, cause corn don't run, honey bun.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, January 11, 2016
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2. Uncle Scott's corn crib. You will never find a more wretched hive of recursive skullduggery.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, January 11, 2016
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3. I find Cats the musical only barely preferrable to Cats the entrée.

   By Shampoodler, January 11, 2016
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4. 23 skidmarks poo-poo

   By Pure Guava, January 11, 2016
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5. Roses are red, violets are blue, Obama's law against sock-puppets is a gross violation of my human rights

   By henrysoup, January 11, 2016
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6. I got your Powerballs right here, in my pants, specifically in my pocket, adjacent to but not making direct contact with my testes.

   By Shampoodler, January 11, 2016
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7. We're in the middle of Jan right now. It's dark. It feels cold. I see some lint. It's Jan's belly button!

   By Mister Malaka, January 11, 2016
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8. I see pee

   By be easy on me, January 11, 2016
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9. I think the question we really need to be asking ourselves is "is football ready for us?".

   By allenpwilliams, January 11, 2016
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10. The god-king Xerxes looked upon his gyro and demanded more onions but the proud Greeks of the deli counter would not submit.

    By Shampoodler, January 10, 2016
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11. My wife has got so many feet...

    By PeterLisinski, January 10, 2016
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12. Jiro wet dreams of sushi, that sick fish freak

    By Pure Guava, January 10, 2016
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13. Chocolate and cheese, do as you please. Vanilla and butter, you're a fucking nutter

    By Pure Guava, January 10, 2016
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14. Netflix's first foray into true crime cooking didn't do so hot. Baking a Curdler flopped on arrival.

    By Pure Guava, January 10, 2016
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15. Chapstick means something very different on Downton Abbey.

    By Shampoodler, January 10, 2016
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16. I'm a little rusty on what they call iron oxide that is formed on iron or steel by oxidation.

    By JordanMaywood, January 10, 2016
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17. I've got a new lease on life but the monthly payments are killing me!

    By JordanMaywood, January 10, 2016
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18. My glasses look so good I would say I am B-spectacled verging on A-spectacled even!

    By JordanMaywood, January 10, 2016
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19. I ain't afraid of no g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghosts!

    By JordanMaywood, January 10, 2016
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20. I walked right there and demanded a raise! The elevator operator was happy to oblige.

    By JordanMaywood, January 10, 2016
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21. I'm Papa Porkchop Aukerman, no autographs, no autographs.

    By Shampoodler, January 10, 2016
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22. If lying about 9/11 is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

    By KyylleBeaudette, January 9, 2016   

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23. I negotiated a three-way with the Parker Brothers much to Milton Bradley's chagrin.

    By Frenchfries, January 10, 2016
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24. People often ask me why I'm running for mayor, and even more often why I live in a tent outside the petting zoo.

    By Shampoodler, January 10, 2016
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25. Keep on with the force, don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough. And then in parenthesis it just says "Pussy"

    By Frenchfries, January 10, 2016
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