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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tonight's winning Powerbottom numbers are: 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, and 69

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 416 views

  2. Get outta my dreams, get into my tauntaun.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 392 views

  3. I can't wait to crack open a cold one at Auntie Necrophilia's house.

    By liver_shot,
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    • 643 views

  4. Much like his father before him, the pull-out sofa leaves no stains.

    By liver_shot,
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  5. When it comes to dutching ovens, I pop pudding like Trill Cosby.

    By liver_shot,
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    • 590 views

  6. Now is the winter of our this-content made glorious summer by this sun of Dork.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 480 views

  7. Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae, now watch me parse, now watch me titrate, now watch me work, now watch me escrow

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 500 views

  8. If men were the ones who had to get pregnant, paid leave and neo-natal care would be X-TREEM!!!!!!!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 610 views

  9. GET UP, GET BACK! HERE COMES THE RHYTHM ATTACK!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  10. 2 teaspoons garlic 1 cup shredded parmesan 2 cups cubed ham 1 cup milk 4 cups tortellini. They found all that up your mom's butt?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 406 views

  11. pussy killin gets you a straight up purrrrrder one charge round these parts

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. My earbuds are neck and hair. It's more a proximity thing than a true friendship though.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 413 views

  13. Yea, though I walk through the valley of cornmeal, I shall fear no weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Women of Cornwall, I put my pants on one leg at a time—but not like you. My pants have a third leg, if you know what I mean...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Never count your cobs before they're shucked.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Food Pyramid? Circle of Life? When are we going to stop letting these Geometrists from pushing their life values on us?

    By LordSn0w,
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    • 579 views

  17. I've heard of nostaligia tours but no one wants to see Just Ok Middle-Aged Cannibals!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 417 views

  18. Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken says cock-a-doodre-roo

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 704 views

  19. I waited a long time to say this, tune in next week to see if I finally do

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 445 views

  20. Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn't have to wait so long.....to die of cardiovascular disease

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 431 views

  21. Bubble gut, bubble butt, the whole world's turned into bubble nuts

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 543 views

  22. 50 ways to leave your lover?? Hey Paul Simon, what's wrong with a good ol' murder-suicide?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 385 views

  23. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar wetly protuding from your lover's turd canal.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 409 views

  24. Buy me some peanuts...

    By Ticholas,
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    • 478 views

  25. Open wide and say 'Thank you Daddy'

    By Roobstickles,
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    • 513 views
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