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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's like Whose Line Is It Anyway with less stile but more mochrie

    By IrSasquatch,
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    • 451 views

  2. My, my - Mimi: my wow-wow spouts weewee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 465 views

  3. Pork chops done right taste like mama’s thighs.

    By TaulPFompkins,
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  4. 6660: The Markup of the Beast. Thanks a lot inflation, you little devil you. Still a hell of a deal if you ask me.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 448 views

  5. Your presidential chores: Fillmore holes in the yard near the Bush, then Hoover all the Lincoln Logs, finally you'll be Washing (a) ton of laundry

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. You would never, ever put pepper on a mint so how the hell is peppermint so damn tasty?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 477 views

  7. Fresh take on stale saying make light work. but no good if bulb broken

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. It's like the Tom's Shoes or Warby Parker for my butt.

    By LukeSayler,   
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  9. Hey this movie isn't about a chick baking danishes.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. I've said "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!" before and I'll say "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!" again. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Would pile,
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  11. Rudolph doesn't actually have a red nose, he's just a well-known suck up and Santa has brutal hemorrhoids.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  12. Slow but slutty wins the race

    By Miami Reese,
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  13. While I do agree that fuck can be used as a noun or a verb, your substitute teaching days are finished.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Potential brunch, I have a hunch, I'll have to skip lunch.

    By VonWolf,   
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  15. Viva La Vida Ala: My Cousin Vinnie Vinne Vicci!

    By VonWolf,   
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  16. Greenland's ice is melting. Thank the goddamn Lord, cause now we can plant that fucker with corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 585 views

  17. My grandpa wore dentures from the cradle to the grave, and why he got in that cradle to die, we'll never know.

    By DrOJSimpsonMD,
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  18. Hashtag boner is just a penis way to say I love you.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  19. They say all dogs go to heaven, that's right even ole Cujo's up there.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  20. Legally I am obligated to tell you all that I may have spent 6 months in a religous "Bootcamp"

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. Everyone stop posting catchphrases so this one makes it on the show!

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  22. Exclusive update to Carlin's Seven Dirty Words: cornshit, pisscorn, cornfuck, cuntcorn, cornsucker, mothercorner, and tits.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 531 views

  23. Some have asked why I am obsessed with corn. And now I shall answer. "Because corn."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. How's Tuesday the 2nd looking for you? Meetings 'till 3? OK how about 4:30 then? Good? See you then.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 468 views

  25. Reggie, stop skipping to the plugs theme

    By BretonTillinghast,   
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