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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but so does my doctor's court ordered restraining order from me

    By mikethehuman,
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  2. The coven has spoken, Dan Aykroyd will be re-circumcised on the next blood moon.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 516 views

  3. 5 feet short, 300 pounds light, and 70 years young: ladies and gentlemen, here is your host Marc Summers!

    By MarkBroesamle,
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    • 326 views

  4. Hey McFly...why don't you make like a tree and create an ecosystem that provides habitat, oxygen, and food for birds and other creatures worldwide.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. I would say my favorite Radiohead album is Amnesiac but I keep forgetting what it sounds like

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Hey, keep looking at me like that and I'll put my finger in your ear

    By KaiKaapro,
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  7. Lets get wet and wild and run our fingers through our chesthair until we cant breathe or remember our names

    By KaiKaapro,
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  8. What's the dill, pickles?

    By CarlosOrlando,
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  9. Give me an A! Give me a B! Put 'em in the bag right now or I start killing the hostages

    By GustavoLucciola,
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  10. Hey noun man, I've got a preposition for ya...

    By Smozi,
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  11. By popular demand, I hereby swear to make every single Borat reference I possibly can for the rest of my natural life

    By Smozi,
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    • 432 views

  12. The proof is in the pudding. Seriously there's a human head in this pudding.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 403 views

  13. To sleep, perchance to cream.

    By MultipleReferee,   
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  14. Hello Listeners! Today's guest on the podcast is Donald Trump and the Funky Bunch

    By BradleySchwartz,   
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  15. Jimmy cracked corn, and the fact that you don't care is really hurtful. (sobbing) Really, really hurtful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. It's not all unicorns and rainbows out there, kid. It's manticores and corndogs. Now get outta my face.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. You can detect Sir Slaytang and his sidekick Creepalong Bob by the sound of raw corn kernels crunching in their goat-like teeth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. "Sea's Dozen": Carlos Mencia and the Fat Jew team up to plan the joke heist of the century

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. Too great! Mates that grate maté together!

    By Rev. Mike,   
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  20. I know you're allergic to peanut butter, but this D isn't gonna suck itself.

    By DookieHowser,
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  21. Forget it Jake, it's Corntown.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. It was said of Sir Slaytang that he would hide in the edge of the cornfield and peer longingly into your window. Creepy, man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, and drown our soul-shattering regrets in multiple pitchers of cornbee

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 455 views

  24. An average ear of corn has eight hundo kernels; by this measure, we're only halfway there.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 477 views

  25. I predict big things for you, little Billy Shitner.

    By Shampoodler,
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