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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Love me or hate me but please don't turn my life support off as a joke because I will die, seriously.

    By dlfdlfkdfdkfdld,
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  2. In my life there are times when I catch in the silence the sigh of a far away song,but it's usually my neighbors having a meth-fueled sex marathon

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Would Superman beat Batman in a fight? Doesn't matter, he's already won the battle...for my heart (swoon).

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Cock rings? No ma'am, 'round these parts we call 'em b-b-b-b-boner clips.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 442 views

  5. Don't worry about me, Mom. I've got brains, looks, and a craving to ballroom dance!

    By Just Another Tree,
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  6. You know what they say about Batmen; you can't live with them, you can't play baseball without them

    By Just Another Tree,
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  7. The entrace is near the exit, but if you enter before you fedex it. Your metaphorical "package" may get crabs.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. I awoke the next morning to find a lady in my bed. A lady, a lady, a lady who was dead...Heart Disease.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. Many seek the glory of Cuatro Hundro but few men nong the hey.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 466 views

  10. As I cleaned out my food pockets, I said to myself, "I wonder what's in the cookie jar tonight."

    By guicemann,
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  11. We don't sell pants in the Earwolf shop, so please stop asking.

    By PreTapedCallInShow,
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  12. Slaying that poon game like an Eskimo with Netflix.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. One for the money, two for the show; that'll be three dollars total, unless you'd like to add the non-complementary cornnuts. Enjoy your flight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. As a sexy food historian, I can bring home the cornpone, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget that cornpone is a primitive bread made of groun

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A corn farmer, a priest, and a hovering giraffe walked into a bar. Actually, the giraffe hovered in, but you know what I mean. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 418 views

  16. You hardly ever see Indiana Jones Nae Nae.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. I bet the makers of Jello feel what Bill Cosby has done for their brand is Gelatin Mutilation

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. I am opening the worlds first pushed pork sandwich shop called "Push it Squeal Good"

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. The members of 'Tears for Fears' are so old that they have changed their name to 'Tears for Wheelchairs'.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. As far as I am concerned Batman has opened a Justice Dispensary.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 365 views

  21. The suspect was last seen wearing a white Oxford shirt and repeatedly shouting "are there eggs in this?".

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 415 views

  22. Space PETA has been after Han Solo for years ever since that Tauntaun incident.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold. Peas porridge apparently doesn't retain heat very well.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 475 views

  24. I'm Astronaut Scott Kelly and I love Astronaut Scott Ice Cream

    By AdamJGoldberg,
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  25. Bezoars: a few of my favorite things

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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