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1. depression is nine-tenths of my pa. the rest is psychotic sugar cookies and crumb cakes

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2. there is no original thought, only bastards and pot

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3. When Buffalo Bill eats a muffin there ain't nuffin you can do! That's right!! Aint Nuffin!!!

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4. Potato potato potato potato potato never corn potato potato corn is gone potato

   By Bronson Magnifico, January 30, 2016
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5. Sir Slaytang's recipe for happiness: one can of corn, one box of Tang, and one recording of Prokofiev's Peter and the Wolf.

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6. Coming up next, Charlie Parker's lost recording of "Jimmy Cracked Corn".

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7. While grooming my cornstache, an slippery epiphany crawled up my asshole.

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8. Add an "e" to Super Bowl and you have yourself a kryptonite-hating intestine

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9. "Your joints are just meat bends" said the weird literal hobo as he tap-danced upon his old brown flesh protectors

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10. http://imgur.com/hffXb4y

    By KrangkaDelic, January 30, 2016
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11. "Nong Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me here to your daughter's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding... "

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12. If I was sitting on something that potent, you better believe I'd be sharing it with the world

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13. The good news is you've all been cloned from the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. The bad news is he had what's known as a micropenis.

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14. Some people are here, some of them play characters and I probably fuck up the Plugs theme.

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15. Look in a mirror and say 'Bottomless Bloody Mary' three times and a good brunch recommendation will appear

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16. This again. UUUUUUGH!

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17. Well that's just corntastic, Scott. How are we going to explain this to yo mamma?

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18. The Mayans do it, the Aztecs do it, even educated Olmecs do it. Let's do it. Let's grow some maize.

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19. Cornscore and twenty kernels ago, our forefathers brought forth into this small but comfortable apartment one serviceable futon and one used Blues Tra

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20. Whatever, squash.

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21. Creepalong Bob slithers into your bedroom, dragging an iguana-shaped pinata full of corn silently behind him.

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22. Leave it to those cornfed midwestern boys to eat lots of corn and forever after have their names modified by the adjective "cornfed".

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23. I have a tattoo for every failed sitcom pilot, what's your excuse?

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24. Step by step, day by day, now get out of my house America!

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25. Well, well, well if it isn't the ghost of Christmas past... then who is it?

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