New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. ...aaaaand here's your word salad. Would you like some random numbers with that?

   By Benicio Del Bore-O, February 1, 2016
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2. Until recently, I thought dick pics were little wooden cylinders that you would use to remove food from in between your penis.

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3. Hi, I'm Erik Estrada, and I'd like to speak to you about Yahweh, my ska band.

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4. All drums and no play makes Ringo a dull boy. But peace and love will tear us apart.

   By RisomK, January 31, 2016
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5. *Top Secret Message* Your mission is to find code name Choctaw and neutralize him with extreme prejudice. You have 24 hours. This message will go...

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6. As the cowboy crossed the ocean he saw bleachers glinting in the sun.

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7. Stifler's mom's son prefers Green Giant Boobs brand corn.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, January 31, 2016
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8. And now I must discard my organic artisanal coffee because an acorn has fallen into it. Hot and splashy!

   By Colfax McLiverneck, January 31, 2016
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9. OK, here's what we know so far. El Chapo has escaped again, and is suspected to be hiding in a corn field.

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10. Hello Sluts! Hello Motorheads! Goodbye Bloods! Goodbye Dickheads! Aloha Dweebies, Sportos, Geeks, and Wasteoids! Ain't the ones your looking for...

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11. If God was a horse would he wear horseshoes or would he would he clomp around on with his bare hooves?

    By Lazertaco, January 31, 2016
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12. Was it phenomenal or was the fun nominal?

    By JordanMaywood, January 31, 2016
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13. I like my bottles how I like my pills how I like collars how I like my corn how I like my Marys. Poppin

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14. Unicorns must be super smart cause you never see any Technical-College-Corns...

    By JordanMaywood, January 31, 2016
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15. When DJ BBQ told me he was getting "Grills" I was not sure if he meant for his teeth or his meats...

    By JordanMaywood, January 31, 2016
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16. Sex, Lies, and these little plastic rectangles that used to hold movies on them for you youngsters...

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17. How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable seem to me all the popcorn and soda at this 24 hour, 95% off concessions stand.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, January 31, 2016
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18. Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy-laden, and I will give you non-sequitors.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, January 31, 2016
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19. Ever get the sneaking suspicion there's a second Earth, in a mirror orbit, where all the rivers run backward & Dustin Diamond is a national treasure

    By Pure Guava, January 31, 2016
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20. Chubby Checker killed the Fat Boys: Now that's a real twist

    By Pure Guava, January 31, 2016
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21. If 1 human year = 7 dog years, Snoop Doggy-Dog is a modern day Methuselah.

    By Pure Guava, January 31, 2016
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22. All the King's horses and all the King's men agreed that a witch must have caused a mass hallucination because there is no way that egg-man was real

    By Pure Guava, January 31, 2016
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23. For those of you who still don't believe in Bigfoot, how do you explain the jizz stains on the OUTSIDE of my tent?

    By Shampoodler, January 31, 2016
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24. Carrion luggage is vehemently frowned upon by the flight-vegans

    By yodellingwalrus, January 29, 2016
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25. we 'bout to get all up inside this algebra equations

    By greazey_bob, January 30, 2016
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