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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Previously on Comedy Bang Bang.... (and then just various upsetting noises for a full minute)

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  2. Hey, CHECK IT OUT!! (and then in parentheses, it says "show audience picture of me coming at them with a whip cream pie").

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  3. You knew I can only make love while watching 300 Rise Of An Empire when you married me.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Ted Cruz: just a salt-of-the-earth, God-fearing, Vader-loving, machine-gun-bacon-eating, closeted replicant in blackface. He's one of us!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  5. And in the end the droid you bake is equal to the boss you cake

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  6. Softly. Thoughtfully. We applied lipstick to that tailpipe.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  7. George Washington had Cherrywood stained teeth.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  8. Listener, you're now under my hypnosis. I command you to write a five star review for my cousin's lawn service.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  9. Check my math, but I think the Beatles followed a calendar with 417 days a year. Idiots.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  10. I once bowled a turkey. He was a raging alcoholic, so the victory was a shallow one.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  11. I never dreamed I'd get a chance to say this, but you have late stage gum disease, Mr. Stallone.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Make me a pizza baby, it's time to brick oven this shit.

    By Traven Falos,
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  13. Donald Glover has all the musical talent of Skrillex and the acting talent of Dante Basco. Bangarang Rufio.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  14. She looked in my eyes and said, "I'll always feed you Bubble Yum." I looked away for a second, then she and the Bubble Yum were gone.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. I'll have a side of toast, the rest you can feed to the peasants.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. Soaked in sunbeams, covered in oil, laid out on the sand... there's no better way to cook an egg.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. Here's looking at you kid. And here's a your card. And here's how much I saved by switching my auto-insurance.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Orhan Timmy loves his custard. Eat that custard little Timmy.

    By NathanaelJohnson,
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  19. Michaelangelo liked his ladies buff and with bodonkin' booties.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. Harder, better, faster, stronger, low-fat, and gluten-free!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. Twerking on the weekend is hardly worth the time-and-a-half.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. We were able to shoot our film on a super low budget. All our music was in the pubic domain

    By greazey_bob,   
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  23. Guys, keep in mind this is only my first will and testament. Much more to come

    By greazey_bob,   
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  24. Remember what the door mouse said... Don't listen to Bob Seger live albums

    By angryrose,
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  25. Welcome to today's improv4Trumans, today we will be doing short scenes based on atomic bombs, hidden tv cameras, and murders in Kansas.

    By Pure Guava,
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