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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "You shall not pass...my high score" exclaimed Tommy Gandalf, the ultimate Pinball Wizard.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. My X-Files take up a whole courtroom floor. Ain't no cheating, lying ex-wife of mine going to get custody of my kids.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 500 views

  3. Glue is the blood of puppets so technically this sacrifice should be sufficient Oh Dark One.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Tired of chores, wanna go dancin? Then submit to the will of Charlie "hey nong" Manson

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. I like my time how I like my cuts of beef. Prime.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. If I worked at the Playboy mansion I would home from work.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. I want to be buried right in the middle of the cemetery AKA Dead Centre.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. 'Ramekin' sounds like a sex move in the deep south.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. I was in the car the other day and I hit a deer. Fucker knew I was sick and was aiming for potholes!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. Rabbi R.O.B.: the self-loading jew

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Jumping Jack Flash got a Jumping Jack Rash after tapping that ass.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. From the Lowspeak Stadium in Chattanooga, Tennessee; LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

    By liver_shot,
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  13. I told my nymphomaniac chef to keep it light on the condom mints.

    By liver_shot,
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  14. There's no rage like Hulk for the holidays.

    By liver_shot,
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  15. Patrice dropped The Mike and walked away; The Mike was sore shortly thereafter.

    By liver_shot,
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  16. If you can't handle me at my Ralphiest, then you don't deserve me at my Malphiest.

    By liver_shot,
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  17. There's no business like show business, but the restaurant industry is quite similar.

    By KyylleBeaudette,   
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  18. The blacker the berry the T'er the mobile.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. a hole in the ground in Birmingham, England?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. well if them's the pears God gave you I'd ration the buggers, you know save a few.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. After peering over your wall and tutting for so long, now gaze ye on the multiple human turds on my lawn

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. smells like stream of nongsciousness from here, streaming from man who's full of fear.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Time was a bloated circle before it started doing crunches.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. I always wake and bake. All my follow bakers start quite early in the morning as well.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. A little dab'll do ya at first, but then you keep craving more and end up with hair so hard it can cut rock.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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