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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him wear pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 228 views

  2. Take my pants—please!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 240 views

  3. Now these are some crispy banacas.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  4. I bring home the bacon and she’s making a lot of bread but neither of us has any money.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  5. No, I did Not shake / At the time I would Not dance / Now I have piss pants

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 259 views

  6. The guy laughing at the beginning of “Wipeout” was just predicting the toilet paper crisis.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 228 views

  7. Then I saw two sets of footprints become one and that’s where I found the body.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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    • 239 views

  8. Clinched fist, beneath the board. There’s more than one way to whack a mole.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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    • 252 views

  9. Deez nuts are made for restin’. That’s just what they’ll do. One of these days deez nuts are gonna rest upon your chin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 259 views

  10. Some kids are mama boys, but I was raised by my grandfather clock after my entire family was killed by old age.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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    • 230 views

  11. A nut in the bush is worth two in the pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 249 views

  12. This catchphrase is sponsored by the American Family Association for Catchphrase Decency and by the Dick and Gloria Assbutt Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 262 views

  13. It’s only a true catchphrase if it comes from the Catchphrase region of France—specifically, the place where the ladies wear no pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views

  14. What if God Was One of Us?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
    • 0 replies
    • 262 views

  15. I'm shonk lemons, wilco to my nastyclass

    By pobody'sperfect,
    • 0 replies
    • 365 views

  16. Thoughts on Charlie Brown

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
    • 0 replies
    • 278 views

  17. Pie in the sky

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
    • 0 replies
    • 292 views

  18. A tisket, a tasket

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
    • 0 replies
    • 244 views

  19. Me and My Tv

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
    • 0 replies
    • 261 views

  20. Hum on my scrum ‘til my legs go numb

    By Tim Blake Half Nelson,
    • 0 replies
    • 191 views

  21. Kitchens are hot spots for trash food.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 247 views

  22. A punch to the gut is worth a lunch in the butt.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 255 views

  23. Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. I smoked pot with Paula Dean.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 253 views

  24. The ants in France dance mainly in my pants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 278 views

  25. Everybody poops, so give me two scoops.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 215 views
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