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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy, but moonshine in my butthole makes you sexy

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 171 views

  2. I'll never leave your pizza burnin', my memory's bad but what's that burning smell?

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 301 views

  3. Away in a manger, no hay for a bed, that nice young man Jesus was giving me a tuggy

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 283 views

  4. Doo Doo, a Poo Poo, a Female Poo Poo, It's Coomidy Boo Boo, It's Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 239 views

  5. Gotta get that snip-snip so you don't gotta worry about that drip-drip from your tip-tip

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 258 views

  6. One singular sclerosis! Every little step she takes, ow!

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 239 views

  7. Two if by pink, one if by stink - The British are coming! The British are coming!

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 210 views

  8. Mantzoukas, Mantzoukas, Let Jason come all over my big stinky feet, daddy

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 234 views

  9. With hairplugs like these, who needs to open a plug bag, I'm also a customer

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 225 views

  10. I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me your ding dong and ping pong balls

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 217 views

  11. and the dragon will come when it hears the drum, at a titty a titty a titty or two

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 222 views

  12. I don't know about that, but I certainly don't think Epstein thrilled himself!

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 207 views

  13. I point to myself and say "Das, en, Das is mein buttholzer, ya mama dear"

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 232 views

  14. Now that's what I call "Charlie." Oh, hey Charlie, I didn't see you there!

    By Profether Forthkin,
    • 1 reply
    • 238 views

  15. Dance like there was no such thing as the transatlantic slave trade, eat like cannibalism doesn't exist, and squirt till it hurts.

    By NealB4Zod,
    • 0 replies
    • 271 views

  16. The chicken wars are over, but the deep-fried teenager's fingernail wars are just beginning.

    By NealB4Zod,
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views

  17. Hello neighbour, hello friend, come hither and hear about my grisly end.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 2 replies
    • 227 views

  18. I know you have to pee-pee, but I refuse to let you go

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  19. Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man reckless breakfast with fries

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 152 views

  20. Riddle me this: Who’s coming to my son’s bris? RSVP by Friday. …P.S. There’ll be nachos!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  21. If I had a dollar every time I had 100 cents, I’d be a bank teller.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 178 views

  22. Unhand me woman! She’s the love of me life.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  23. This catchphrase is fine, but it's no euripidy shorts, I'll tell ya that much.

    By AaronSinger,
    • 0 replies
    • 271 views

  24. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Fonzie.

    By MarkDowling,
    • 8 replies
    • 999 views

  25. Riddle me this, riddle me that. Something, something. Oops all farts.

    By AaronSinger,
    • 0 replies
    • 276 views
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