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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer at work today. I got fired, plus it sliced my dick off.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. I’m A) theistic and B) a stupid old bitch.

    By Ass knows,
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    • 129 views

  3. We all live in a yellow submarine with no bathroom so we all agreed Ringo will be our toilet.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 195 views

  4. It's not technically cheating if you're in another zip code, and you're single, and she's one of those Fleshlights with a mustache

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my elephants. A few of the clowns are mine.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Eat my cheese, spazwad

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Managed to shove the Viper off my third-story balcony before he was able to vipe something called a “vindow.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. I can't remember who sings Don't You Forget About Me, now I'm not even sure who I've failed

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  9. You miss 100% of the shots you don't drink

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  10. Anything more than a handful is wasted unless you’re dating an octopus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 159 views

  11. I love rich people. Sometimes people can be a little too lean or fatty but a nice succulent rich person is delicious.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 150 views

  12. They call me Mellow Yellow, but my legal name is Daryl.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Tickle my pickle but don’t twist the stem.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I tried to schlick my schlong but it was full of schlerm.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. You can blow your nose but you can’t blow your friends.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. If an elderly person is bitten by a zombie does it become a fully functional zombie? If so, we have got to get rid of these baby boomers before the apocalypse!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  17. Jebadiah quietly crept through the early morning dew, making sure not to disturb the family of whitetail deer peacefully grazing nearby as he made his way to the wooden shack where he would completely diarrhea shit his brains out.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. What, Goldilocks couldn’t wait five minutes for that first bowl of porridge to cool?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Under every leaf there is a queef. Inside every squirrel there is a pearl.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  20. My facial features and accessories are never coming out of my ass again, for I am Potato.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. We out here doing a little red riding in the hood

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Canine anal insertions in a rich thick fog. Talk to a vet to see what's up dog.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  23. Imagine an ice cream truck but with halter tops instead.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. I like coffee, I like toast, I like all of you the most.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. M Night Shyamalan is making a Chubby Checker biopic. Wait'll you see the twist at the end!

    By Turtleshark,
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