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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Nurts, nurts: they’re good for your nurts. The more you eat, the more you nurt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. If There's Grass on the Field Play Ball, if your Grass is Concealed Call Saul

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 292 views

  3. Many a Mickle makes a Muckle, Many a Trickle makes a Truckle, Many a Fickle Changes their Mind.

    By Bert Puttocks,
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    • 245 views

  4. People who live in brass houses shouldn't throw trombones.

    By cianumis,
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  5. Clouds are Nature's Perverts. I look up in the sky and and all I can see for miles and miles are white fluffy Penises!

    By EDfromRED,
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  6. If age is nothing but a number then why am I in depends and Kulap is wearing Pampers

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  7. Give me the gift of a grip-top sock, these slippery socks slide right off my cock

    By jackjacknovak,
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  8. This will now be the show’s permanent catchphrase. Thank you all for participating.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. Beans, beans, they are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more your nose falls off your face, making you a deformed freak! Now, you’ll think twice before eating my beans.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. I like my women like I like my fine wine; over-priced and with a strong nose.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. If candies and nuts were sniffs and butts, we'd all be eating ass

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  12. Here’s the church and there’s the steeple. Open the door and see some soylent green.

    By BlahBlahMcBleeBlah,
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  13. Wham bam thankyou sam-i-am. I shan't stick around for green eggs and ham.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  14. Two households, both alike in dignity, one loved and one listed

    By captain piss and shit,
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  15. Donald Duck

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  16. There's no time like the present

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  17. All jokes aside, knock knock.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. Frankly, my dear, I'm allergic to clam.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  19. Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is also frightful. I’m in Hell.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  20. Milk, milk, lemonade, tear the pope like bald Sinéad.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  21. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  22. Girls just wanna have fun; sharks just wanna have chum.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  23. Converse with a person, the verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. They call me "King Cool" in the land where I pretend. But they really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 219 views

  25. Did I Poo That?!?

    By tewchi,
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    • 295 views
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