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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The good news? She's some kinda wonderful. The bad news? She's Richard Kind of wonderful.

    By ostrichheaven,
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  2. Why does Tommy like to swing? Because he loves being the Middle D, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Electric_ian,
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  3. Lunch is for Wimps, but Dinner is the Breakfast of Champions.

    By Bert Puttocks,
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  4. If you like big butts and you can not lie; and George Washington could never tell a lie - Well, you do the math.

    By Inudgebirdsinthepark,
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  5. Lift my shirt and tickle my nips

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  6. Well boo-hoo-hoo! Cry me a river! You drank too much whiskey and ruined your liver!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  7. We’re getting married at the place we first fell in love. The Burger King bathroom across from Port Authority.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  8. Row vs wade? Gimme that canoe this river's COLD.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  9. Black Lives Matter.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  10. It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Rich craftsmen pay poor people to blame the tools for them.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  11. Don't flash that cheek if you're not down to freak.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  12. A little birdie told me this morning that it's someone's birthday today! And to answer your next question Doctor: Yes, the hallucinations have now become auditory as well!

    By PapasOnThePapasan,
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  13. Elvis Costello and Tom Morello Left Their Cello Covered in Jello

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  14. Get Behind me Satan! Because you know that's how I like it..

    By HappyMcPappy,
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  15. Right nip on fleek, left nip lookin' bleak.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  16. Young, dumb, and full of com-plaints about how confusing everything is.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  17. My power, my power windows, my pane

    By kraftyDevil,
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  18. Comedy Bang Bang: America's SponCon

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  19. 'The Last Dance' is the most blatant case of false advertising since 'The Never-Ending Story'

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  20. An apple a day keeps the doctor away but I'm more of an android guy and haven't seen a doctor in over 15 years.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  21. The sound of one butt cheek clapping in the forest

    By kraftyDevil,
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  22. I can count on one hand the amount of fingers I have on that hand.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. It’ll be a cold day in hell tomorrow with temperatures dipping to the mid 30s by afternoon, so bundle up out there! And now to Susan with sports.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Hello darkness my old friend, remember the belt sander I loaned you in 2010?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. When the splooge from some guy hits you right in the eye – that's conjunctivitis

    By kraftyDevil,
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