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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Salt a snail and it will melt, pepper a snail it gets super sexy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 204 views

  2. I’m a card carrying card carrier.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 195 views

  3. Poke it full of holes and hook it with rings - that is how my man flute sings.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 262 views

  4. I may be a strict vegetarian, but I'd eat the hell out of dat ass.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 164 views

  5. We have to accept the possibility that Joe Biden is so deep into his dementia that he thinks he IS Donald Trump

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 180 views

  6. Let me see if I've got this right... feed a cold, starve a fever, and fuck cancer?

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 161 views

  7. Never spunk a chunk on a nasty skunk.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 250 views

  8. If you want to fight, pass me on the right. If you want to fiddle, touch me in the middle.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 247 views

  9. Coming up next, we’re playing ‘The Return of Bruno’ from top to bottom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 160 views

  10. Release The Whole Eleven Yards

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 146 views

  11. Volkswagen Bugs and Apple Computers from the year 2000 are the exact same thing

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 134 views

  12. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Peeing like a toddler with my pants on the ground.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 163 views

  13. No matter where I hid my pickles, Elmo always says it tickles.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 245 views

  14. How many executives does it take to market a lightbulb?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 158 views

  15. All mirrors are fat mirrors.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 169 views

  16. When you knock on wood, you fist bump everyone that piece of wood has ever knocked with

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  17. Ho Ho Ho before Bro Bro Bro

    By normuss,
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    • 216 views

  18. Who's got eight thumbs and will become my greatest creation that the heavens should weep for it's glory? This guy!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 188 views

  19. Who's got four thumbs and is the best hand surgeon in the world? This guy!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 183 views

  20. You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you have to ask nicely to pick your friends nose. So, can I? Can I?! Pwetty, pwetty pwease?!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 171 views

  21. This forum is like twitter for people who will never accomplish anything. So, exactly like twitter

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 177 views

  22. On second thought they might not be giants after all

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 168 views

  23. Is this where I can post if I'm not confident enough for Twitter?

    By Pound Foolish,
    • 1 reply
    • 199 views

  24. Your erect penis is a mighty fine treasure, Captain, but I was hoping to see your “bone oar.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 235 views

  25. There can be no good without evil, no light without darkness, no diggity without doubt

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 185 views
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