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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Love is for suckers

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 214 views

  2. Golly gee, that stinky chair makes Granny's hair grow fast

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 221 views

  3. If blowing fishes granted wishes we'd all be in Davy Jones' Locker.

    By Mister_Not_So_Limpet,   
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    • 318 views

  4. A codpiece may be worn with mirth by even those of great girth.

    By Mister_Not_So_Limpet,   
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    • 370 views

  5. Comedy is subjective but my balls aren't cause they are no joke

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 274 views

  6. huffing paint can only solve some of your problems

    By bono crocs,
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    • 353 views

  7. I invested a lot of money into the youse-cream and wealse-cream industries and it was the worst decision of my life.

    By bono crocs,
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    • 342 views

  8. Spoiler alert: M. Night Shyamalan was a bad director the whole time.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 232 views

  9. Every morning I wake up believing today's the day I find my third nipple.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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    • 265 views

  10. YES she's my cousin and YES she's my wife and YES we're in love and we're married for life!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 294 views

  11. Stay at home, / Piss and moan / From my phone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  12. That sour puss is just right for this huckleberry hound.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 256 views

  13. What if god was one of us and specifically what if he was Chris Kattan?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 204 views

  14. When I grow up I want to be a baby.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 206 views

  15. I’ll believe my kids are potty trained when I see a certification.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 204 views

  16. I understand it’s a common phrase, but Piss and Vinegar is still a terrible name for a salad.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 204 views

  17. If 2020 was a font, it would be Unprecedented Times New Roman

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 277 views

  18. Sir, that's not macaroni salad, that is my divorce docket.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 265 views

  19. Eat my entire ass, cuckwads!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 265 views

  20. Entertaining the tinnitus

    By Granken,
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    • 375 views

  21. The Curious Case of This Random Hot Dog Car

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 283 views

  22. A grisly reboot of Entourage, starring the darkest anti-hero, Turtle!

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 238 views

  23. Remember the three steps to hemorrhoid prevention: sit, shit, and git.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 222 views

  24. To dawdle on the bowl, my boy, evokes the wrath of hemorrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 204 views

  25. He who makes and runs away will have less pain than he who stays. This has been a public service announcement for the Prevention of Hemorrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 213 views
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