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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A snitch in time gets nine stitches.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  2. Phineas on the streets, Ferb between the sheets.

    By SanchoPanza,
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    • 222 views

  3. Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Everyone, wolves are scary.

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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    • 423 views

  4. Who am I to accuse Captain Crunch of stolen valor?

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 209 views

  5. I'm lactose intolerant but I will never stop shitting my brains out.

    By The Funny Man Can,   
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    • 305 views

  6. Listen up motherfuckers! Okay now I’m being told I can’t open with that so instead just let me say

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. It’s the chip dip championship! Sammy Salsa vs. Jose Con Queso! Home run, babyyyyy!

    By EdBigleagueChewnior,
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    • 184 views

  8. That new teacher wouldn't let me keep my poison apples... Boy is she strychnine!

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 193 views

  9. A little syrup can go a long way, so pace yourself kid.

    By Hank E. Pancake,
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    • 540 views

  10. Two Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruities to go, please.

    By Hank E. Pancake,
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    • 332 views

  11. If at first you're not tried by a jury of your peers, try trying again

    By Mr. Direction,
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  12. In the case of 'The People vs Mr. Ed', the neighs have it

    By Mr. Direction,
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  13. Who's a good dog? You're a good dog! What a good girl. Koda, can you speak? Koda, speak! Oh what a good girl! Want a treat? Go to your dish you good doggie.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 278 views

  14. Nine out of ten dentists recommend your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 223 views

  15. You can lead a horse to water.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning. It was me. By which I imply that I slept with your mom last night. Which I did. Because I’m your father. Now take out the trash, son. And by trash, I mean your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 246 views

  17. A tisket. A tasket. Bro, where’d you buy that basket?

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 199 views

  18. Go ahead, make my daybed.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  19. Golfing Goddess

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 269 views

  20. Fairytale Corner

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 260 views

  21. For Father's Day

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 252 views

  22. Keeping it clean

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 274 views

  23. Häagen-Dazs ice cream? I hardly had any!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 216 views

  24. There are some things bodies CAN make into poop. For everything else, there’s corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  25. Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the penis mousetrap!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views
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