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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Forget the Miranda rights, I want to hear those Samantha rights.

    By MarkDowling,
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  2. Grandpa died doing what he loved: Getting hit by cars.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 407 views

  3. Smack a bag of Franzia and that’ll quit your grumbles, ‘cause that's the way Hansel and Gretel’s cookie crumbles.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. Pick up a tune of the glockenspiel kind. Don't be a goon the water feels fine. It's that time o’ night, how it may be despite, the concerns with your yearns of wrong from right.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. Eat, eat, eat. Wipe until clean. Rinse and repeat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Well slap my buns together and stick a pickle in me!

    By Mr. Direction,
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  7. Hi Ho, the Dairy-O... Keep makin' my milk money, bitch!

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 205 views

  8. Too much woodchuck chucking and not enough woodchuck fucking makes it hard to make more woodchucks

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 189 views

  9. How many fucks could a woodchuck give, if a woodchuck could give fucks?

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 195 views

  10. This guy puts the penis in “I just got my penis stuck in a watermelon.”

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. You get butter from a female cow and nutter butter from a male cow.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I can’t speak sign langue but I can speak Sein-language and what’s the deal with that?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Two things you need to know about me, I never use innuendo and let’s just say I like to communicate with my tongue.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to. And you’ll cry if I say so. One person must always be crying. Real tears. It will be weird and sad, and if you’re hearing these words, all of the doors are now locked from the outside. The sadness begins in 3...2..

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. It's my way or the highway, and it's rush hour - so you can drive illegally in the HOV lane or just do what the fuck I said

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 188 views

  16. Illegally porked in a no bacon zone

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 185 views

  17. Sorry - my legs are closed. Please come back when my relationship is open

    By Mr. Direction,
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  18. My peen cannot be seen cuz I put my donger in a bonger

    By ClydePants420,
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  19. The sex police almost caught me in a three-way on a one-way street. Just don't tell them I went both ways

    By Mr. Direction,
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  20. Due to complications, the juice is loose

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 245 views

  21. Number 1 on the call sheet, Number 2 in hall, shit.

    By TMNgreentea,
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    • 205 views

  22. Perhaps the secret to happiness is in our hearts.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  23. Only time will tell when Conan O'brien finally finds a friend and leaves the podcasting for the rest of us.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 253 views

  24. Like a volcano, I vent when I’m hot. Like a tornado, her eye’s the best spot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. This old man, he played six, he played knick knack on our

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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