New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I'll see your shoes and raise you some stilts

   By Karkle Cocoon, June 23, 2020
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2. Limon Cello keeps me mellow but pamplemousse really honks my goose

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3. Flesh Golems of a Dissident Avatar: We are the hug emoji

   By jeremy wayne, June 27, 2020
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4. In space, no one can hear you Scream, a Wes Craven film

   By Mr. Boddy’s Body, June 24, 2020
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5. Don't shit on my leg and tell me it's raining shit

   By the constant pardner, June 24, 2020
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6. Peas on Earth. Carrots on Venus. Play with my rocket while I tickle your anus

   By Mr. Direction, June 24, 2020
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7. SirCumsize

   By SirCumsize, June 24, 2020
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8. This week’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang! is brought to you by SquareFace. Make your dream a reality with SquareFace. You know that dream you had where everyone’s face was square? That’s what I’m talking about.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 24, 2020
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9. Not only do I put asses in the seats but I move asses through the streets. You can ride me for five dollars but you can’t ring my bell. Who am I?

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10. What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? My two-legged rescue dog wearing his back wheels, taking a nap, and a riding a surfboard, respectively.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 24, 2020
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11. You Must Buy Your Manhole At Least As Much Pizza As You Buy Your Teenaged Turtles and Other Poems and Observations Humorous and Otherwise from the Life on the Podcast, by Scott Aukerman

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., June 24, 2020
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12. AnalLeakage.gov

    By AnusLeakage.gov, June 24, 2020
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13. Funk machine broken, please try again later.

    By MisterOriginality, June 24, 2020
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14. If thinking is knowing, then knowing is believing

    By Bantel’s ghost, June 24, 2020
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15. And those times when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, I was doing upside down jumping jacks ten feet in the air. It was fuckin awesome. I’m fucking Jesus bro. How could you forget that shit? It’s cool. We were both fucked up.

    By CaptPukeFish, June 25, 2020
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16. Let’s get meta!

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 25, 2020
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17. Said the little lamb to the Shepard boy: “Judy Greer what I Greer?”

    By MisterOriginality, June 25, 2020
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18. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, pound my back door, leave me soiled and sore.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r, June 25, 2020
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19. Remember this Australopithecus Afarensis from 3.5 million years ago? You won’t believe what he looks like today!

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r, June 25, 2020
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20. Burnt Sienna is the new Vantablack. Fanta should have a flavor like that.

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r, June 25, 2020
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21. Stop sitting on Chris Cross's apple sauce, he's hungry.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 25, 2020
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22. That diagram of a penis you always see at the doctors office is actually Billy Joel’s penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 25, 2020
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23. With everything going on at least there are no miners trapped in a mine right now.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 25, 2020
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24. If there's one thing that should have a trigger warning it's guns!

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 25, 2020
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25. Romance is a game for fools, so baby let’s clown around.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 25, 2020
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