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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dame Judi Dench, had a lame booty stench, that did flourish, and fester, and linger. So she parted her cheek, without having to peek, where inside she had stuck her big finger

    By Mr. Direction,
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  2. Beware the old lady ...

    By adamgryphon,
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  3. Podcast or Codcast - they both smell funny to me

    By Mr. Direction,
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  4. What you eat when on your feet affects what you do. Junk makes you feel like pounds of eel. Respect before you poo.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. A chicken in every Schnickpot and a Colfax on every ear of corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Under the sheets and between the buns, look out mattress - incontinence can strike at any age.

    By SweetBabyA,
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  7. Your Mom may be a ho, but it's not that kind of show

    By Mr. Direction,
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  8. Expect more from your comedy podcasts. Just don't get your hopes up

    By Mr. Direction,
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  9. It's the show you keep trying to get your partner to like - but you always forget to vet each episode to make sure it's a good one...

    By Mr. Direction,
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  10. If you're happy and you know it cream your shorts.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  11. I'm a little teapot short and stout. My handle's swollen, I think it's gout.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  12. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, buckle my door. Five, six, hey I don't think I know what buckles are for.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  13. Imagine my surprise when Shrek dropped from a clear blue sky and landed on the other end of the seesaw, propelling me skyward. I'm still flying even as I type this.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  14. Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe, thanks for cumming to my show.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  15. Your salty fox won't get ya home with my faulty aux on saxophone. My trusty ox is on prednisone. If ya want the sauce we’ll throw the bone.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. Ya gotta cool off with that froster freeze. Sip the fools broth, that oughta please.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. When you said you were a huge water sports fan, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I'm truly a cutie patootie with a bootie. Please send nudes

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  19. Bryce Dallas Howard? More like Bryce Dallas Coward! Commit to one last name!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Regardless of what you tell me, don’t piss on my leg.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. After Steve Harvey started a diet where he didn't eat and made himself puke his friends are now calling him Heave Starvey.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. A message from Kleenex: Get out of the heat take a seat but don't beat your meat in our sheets! It ain't neat! Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By MoForShore,
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  23. Not all horses make a great glue.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  24. I pee standing up, / Seat down, then I sit to feel / How good my aim was.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. I keep getting K.K. Slider and G.G. Allin mixed up!

    By allenpwilliams,
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