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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There’s something so masturbatory about jerking off to your own erotica.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Public showers bring dick browsers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 220 views

  3. Cast the past fast past the cast of F.A.S.T.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  4. Lend me your stuff, and I'll give it a fluff. Lend me your junk, and I'll clean off the gunk.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 214 views

  5. It's a hard life for a limp turd like me.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 250 views

  6. First U2, now V8!? They're going to run out of letters!

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  7. The rain in Spain falls mainly on Nathan Lane

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  8. Twinkle twinkle little star, I sure hope I don't catch Sars

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  9. Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. Catch The Tiger King, now on Netflix.

    By Obiwan Swanson,
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    • 240 views

  10. If you're a Judge is it ok to judge someone in violation of the rule that says Judge not, that ye be not judged? And if you have an opinion on this, are you not passing judgment already, and if so stop that unless you want someone to pass judgment on you.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  11. If 3 is the magic number then why did De La Soul need Prince Paul and Dilla to make music?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  12. Call your mother.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. You look so good I could eat you, metaphorically of course. Then afterwards I’d metaphorically shit you out and take a shower.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Your future’s so bright because everything you care about catches fire.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Splish splash I was rhyming bath with splash.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 260 views

  16. Fluffernutter?! I hardly know her well enough to make a special trip to the store just for marshmallow cream! What is she, my mother?!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 233 views

  17. Two dogs played fetch with a yellow disc, and I threw the toy too far and high, and that’s why it’s stuck on the roof.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views

  18. All’s well that ends swelling.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 245 views

  19. My momma's so skinny, frankly, we're worried about her!

    By LARDdischarge,
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  20. My mother's so tipsy, she got an IUD. Wait, I meant DUI. Hm, those acronyms are shockingly similar.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 260 views

  21. Time flies when you’re having fun, and also when you’re not having fun!

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  22. Don’t swear unless it’s absolutely fucking necessary.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 238 views

  23. With great Austin Powers comes great Austin Responsibility.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 248 views

  24. If there's no chips ima dip.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 240 views

  25. Choose a job you love to hate and you’ll never work a day in your miserable life.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 223 views
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