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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dr. Jekyl, more like Dr. JERKyl. I'm saying he's a SNOB.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. Wonder which guest Scotty be pick'n. Hope it's not boring, already choked my chicken.

    By Captain Tripps,
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  3. I wouldn't mind having a pocket full of Parker Poseys, if you know what I mean.

    By Obiwan Swanson,
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  4. Your Butt Filled With Lettuce Is My New Kinky Fetish

    By El Chico Malo,
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  5. You Spilled-a The Soup-a On My Fupa

    By El Chico Malo,
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  6. I’m a Loser, I’m a Boozer, I drive a PT Cruiser

    By El Chico Malo,
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  7. The way things have been going recently we should cancel culture.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. I didn't get my PPP loan, but I did get my Pee Pee Poo loan.

    By Sgt. Assssface,
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  9. To Xfinity and beyond what I can afford to pay for cable

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  10. Binge on fruit, down the chute, then reboot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Show me a room full of Dachshunds in party hats and I’ll show you a happy onlooker—me!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. If you peel my rutabaga I’ll cream your corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. I’m sick of reboots. They gotta get these boots right the first time, man.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  14. The Mummy, more like the BUMMY, I'm saying that the Mummy is a BURDEN ON SOCIETY.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  15. I’ve got a belly like a bowl full of triglycerides and cholesteryl ester.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. "Life's too short." - Queef Witherspoon

    By Pete the Meat,
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  17. It’s like Waterloo over here. Only replace the “loo” with “works.” Waterworks. I’m crying.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. That wiener dog’s got buns, hon! I mean literally. It’s wearing a hotdog costume.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. When Dachshunds take over the Earth, they’ll appoint me their ally. At least I hope so. Otherwise why do I keep buying treats for all these random Dachshunds?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Donating my body to science-fiction film franchises. JJ Abrams, here I come.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  21. Mayo is the lube of the sandwich

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  22. Honk if you’re wet for Tibet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Damned if you do? Don't mind if I do!

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  24. I Whispered To Your Sister and She Wants Me To Fist Her

    By El Chico Malo,
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  25. Tell me, my lovely, was your father a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes? Clearly not, I can't even look at you because you're crosseyed like a billy goat after it eats its third soda can of the day. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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