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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why have you arrived here, strange traveler, to the farthest edge of Shrek's empire?

    By Robert_Yune,
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  2. Penis, penis, over the mulberry bush, it jumps around, and haves some fun, then lands in somebody’s tush!

    By Space jamming,
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  3. Eating penises! Cow penis, cat penis, platypus and rat penis. Hog penis, frog penis, gotta get that dog penis. Lions And tigers and even elephant penises are relevant.

    By Space jamming,
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  4. If you read listener-submitted catchphrases at the top of your show... You MAY be a podcast host.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  5. Oh me. Me oh my. Quarantine's packed beef on those thighs.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  6. Let's keep social distancing after the quarantine. The virus may go away but your Velveeta cheese breath won't.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  7. With all this talk about masks Jim Carrey and Eric Stolz are making away like bandits.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  8. If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain you may be a white girl from Santa Monica's tinder profile.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  9. It’s not that I don’t like your slam poetry, I just don’t think your father’s intervention was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  10. It’s not that I don’t like your breakdancing, I just don’t think your Grandma’s funeral was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  11. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  12. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  13. It’s not that I don’t like your magic act, I just don’t think your child’s custody hearing was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  14. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or, so I believed, but I was deceived. T'was only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. The Unexamined Life is Not Worth Living

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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  16. Monkey scratch bum, sniff finger, fall out tree. Monkey lie down, lift legs, drink own pee.

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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  17. When you get a new laptop always play the song Loser to make sure it passes the “Beck Dell” test.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. If you live in an impoverished rural area, work a blue collar job and society doesn’t respect you; you might be a redneck.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the blood of a raccoon on my front bumper. Yikes.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  20. Could it be? The secret ingredient is the journey not the destination.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  21. “Orange, you going to invite me in?” asked the vampire fruit bat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Red eye by night: travelers’ delight. Brown eye by morning: toilets take warning.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Aquaman may have his abs, but Aukerman has his abstinence pledge!

    By E-Bro The Letter,
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  24. I thought I heard the doctor incorrectly, but I indeed have Cat-Scat Fever.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  25. There's a train of gravy for the next lucky lady.

    By LARDdischarge,
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