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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There’s nothing more embarrassing than cumming on your own face, except for cumming on your own face while on Jeopardy. That Trebek is a real kink-shamer.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Blaming your pants for making your butt look fat is very petty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I'm not sure how this machine works.

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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  4. No fist-hands or butts about titts.

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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  5. Grab ahold of my PMC squared-nis, said Albert.

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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  6. Zaire canoes tarpaulin, word salad and scrambled eggs.

    By LOLlard,
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  7. Welcome to the Aukerman Asylum for the criminally humorous and the insanely funny!

    By nickypoo3000,
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  8. This Emmental cheese is holier than thou.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Don’t call me “sweetheart.” My glucose levels are normal.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Congratulations, you’ve won a $100 Amazon gift card! Click here to claim your prize.

    By Little Toy Soulja Boy,
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  11. Aim for the stars. And do it with flair. Frankly, Rhett, I don't give a damn, so long as it doesn't touch my hair.

    By Biology Ain't Bad,
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  12. Red Rover, Red Rover, bend Grover on over

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  13. Gilmore Girls? More like Gil-less girls! I mean, they're not mermaids are they?

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  14. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! I have to level with you here folks, this week's guests are pretty bad, even by our standards. But there's always next week right?

    By the constant pardner,
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  15. Well in that case, you should be more specific the next time you say, “Release the Kraken,” Mr. Neeson.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Yup, this is exactly that kind of show.

    By nickypoo3000,
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  17. The dink dink man?! Why are you in my kitchen washing a pan?

    By Space jamming,
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  18. Bitch better have my mummy

    By Chode the Wet Sprocket,
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  19. Excuse me, waiter. Is this horse poop fresh?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Shoot for the moon. If you miss, I have Wet Wipes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Sound of light, sound of speed, you'll never guess how fast I peed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. What in the steamin hot piss is goin on yall? Woooooo! (gun shot noises)

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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  23. If your old enough to remember Dixie cups than your young enough to be my friend. Watch my privates, the south will rise again.

    By Ricks rollas,   
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  24. Now hear me out: "diarrhea"

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  25. Bitches wanna wear my gown and take my crown, cuz I’m the clown fucking king of the underground.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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