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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've been wearing a mask, every day, it predated Covid, sad to say, my wife says it's necessary to have the sex, my face looks better, so no need to flex. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,   
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  2. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.

    By Schnickpot,
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  3. Who’d go cruisin’ for a bruisin’ when you could be prancin’ for Ted Danson?

    By MisterOriginality,
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  4. An eye for an eye makes the whole world need LASIK.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream. Because hemorrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Just an old fashioned love song, about my artificial robo-dong.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. You may have made lemonade out of lemons but I made milk out of lemons, so who’s the optimist now!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is probably running a lot of errands for people.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. She slows Seaso shows on the seashore

    By IAteThePostOfFizz,
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  10. Roll me a whole hole an’ fry up them dough-doughs: it’s high time we dined on some liquor and Ho-Hos.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. I am a rock; I am an island resort where you have to get on a cruise ship to get to me and the food is not that good.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. When it comes to meconium, the first is the worst.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don’t sniff glue or you’ll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. I told my guest he is free to roam. Just the other day he ate me out of ass and home.

    By Space jamming,
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  17. Highway to the Danger Zone closed June to September, 1 AM to 4 AM. USE ALT. ROUTES!

    By MisterOriginality,
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  18. CBB Catchphrase

    By LizardKingShit,
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  19. I'd rather help my Uncle Jack off a horse, than jack my uncle and a horse.

    By uplatewithhotdogs,
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  20. You guys always try to make me do dirty things on the show, it ain't gonna work because I ain't that kind of Joe. It's downright annoying and really quite cliche, also right before the show I always use Reggie's bidet. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,   
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  21. Best catchphrase submission

    By Pleasant Accidents Band,
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  22. Famous Amos had a famous heinous anus. A famous heinous anus, Famous Amos had. If Famous Amos didn’t have a famous heinous anus, whose famous heinous anus did Famous Amos have?

    By Fettuccine Wilfredo,
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  23. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth, then they have a plan, a fat lip, and maybe one or two questions about why a stranger just punched them in the face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. I threw up on a farm. Wait, that’s not right. I threw up on a farmer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. A catchphrase

    By pubixcube69,
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