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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Grab hold of your grabby bits. This is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Jake Raven,
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    • 191 views

  2. What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 224 views

  3. Jesus, take the wheel. Satan, you’re crowd control. In and out in 3 minutes, with as few casualties as possible. Let’s do this!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 237 views

  4. I'm Pan-sexual, which means i'm only attracted to Robin Williams and Sandy Duncan.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  5. Dapper Tuxedos, Comedy Southern Accent Lessons, Layer Cakes and Dragon Tattoos, all this and more on DanielCraigslist.com

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 218 views

  6. It's hard to find the perfect Fortnite dance for your wedding, but once you've found it all that's left is meeting a woman.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 240 views

  7. Piss, poop, puke, cum/I smell Salacious Crumb

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  8. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. There’s a program of a single step, it’s got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  10. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  11. Mention here or mention there; just don’t mention underwear.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Grow old along with me! And wipe my poop and pee.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. There’s safety in numbers. Specifically the numbers 4, 11, and 26. All others numbers are extremely dangerous and not to be fucked with, especially 73.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. By day I’m the mild mannered graffiti artist, Banksy, but by night I’m vigilante street pervert, Spanksy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 274 views

  15. I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING. Oh sorry, you said PRYING? Yes. I am prying. Cause this break up ain't none of my business.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. When the moon hits your eye it will be clear our space mission has gone disastrously wrong and your head will implode from the pressures of space.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 260 views

  17. All berries or no berries, Cap’n Crunch should really up his quality control.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 243 views

  18. Skeet-skeet…skeet-skeet, skeet-skeet. The more the merrier.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 232 views

  19. If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich!

    By Schnickpot,
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  20. Que pasa, bratwurst?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 257 views

  21. The Simpsons have predicted it again, I just ate my shorts.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 265 views

  22. How many roads must a man walk down before he becomes known as Mr. Asphalt: Walker of Roads?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 301 views

  23. It makes me sad that even though some people could be amazing ventriloquists they’ll never try it because of how dumb it seems.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. There are three kinds of people in the world: people who know how to count, and people who don’t acknowledge Count Chocula’s nobility, and Count Chocula himself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 250 views

  25. To beat or not to beat: that is the question.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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