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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. With this potion, patent pending, spirits make my podcast trending

    By Beanfreak,
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    • 180 views

  2. My favorite part of any movie is when they reference MS-DOS

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 204 views

  3. Spread those legs. Rub, rub, rub. It’s tough to get wine out of carpet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  4. Ska Tockerm anise sack chew Ali arrow bot. The sis Howie’s hounds win is peach pro-graham Aesop dating.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 200 views

  5. If boobs and butts were candy and nuts I’d be about 90 pounds overweight.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  6. Whoever you think you presently are... thank you.

    By TylerGarver,
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    • 206 views

  7. Who would win in a fight: Rocky the Squirrel, Rocky Balboa, or songwriting team Felice and Boudleax Bryant, composers of the hit country song—and one of Tennessee's ten official state songs—“Rocky Top”?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 221 views

  8. Idle hands are the turgid member’s playthings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  9. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “We have a drink named after you!” The horse says “You have a drink named Rodeo Kyle the Ass-Lipped Wonder Stallion?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 212 views

  10. Asparagus fumes / Linger since yesterdey eve. / When will my bane end?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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    • 279 views

  11. When I fart, only lines come out.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 221 views

  12. Our farts are very similar, Tutankhamun.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 221 views

  13. There’s nothing more exciting than a mailman with a huge package.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 205 views

  14. Nefertiti? I hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 217 views

  15. “Goodbye Henrietta,” sobbed Pinocchio as he smothered the last breath of air out of his sex doll. “I’m a real boy now.”

    By TylerGarver,
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    • 217 views

  16. Rectum? Damn near scrotum!

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 327 views

  17. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Danny Trejo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 211 views

  18. A horse walks into a bartender. The bartender says “Walk much, longface?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  19. Opinions are like assholes—everyone except my uncle Vernon “Sphincterless” Jones has one.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 212 views

  20. Help is just a phone call away — unless you need help using phones

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 217 views

  21. Tonight we eat like kings, kings who eat plain macaroni

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 225 views

  22. I was sad because I had no shoes. Then I remembered my thigh-high boots.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 233 views

  23. Love is for suckers

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 229 views

  24. No shirt, no shoes, no syrup

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 249 views

  25. Sometimes you have to swing for the fences — Oops, I meant feces

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 237 views
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