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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We could all wipe our asses differently and none of us would ever know.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 199 views

  2. When he said he was a gentle giant he meant as a lover, that guy will rip your head off in a fight.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 192 views

  3. Charge your phone, stay at home, you can't escape from under Stephen King's dome.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 198 views

  4. You put the lime in the coconut and you've made daiquiris wrong again.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 219 views

  5. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where host Scott Aukerman (writer of additional dialogue for Shark Tale) and his guest, who is here to promote an upcoming project (usually comedic in nature), are interrupted by an original comedic character.

    By the jake boss,
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  6. “Everything come out okay?” I asked meinen Vater as he left das W.C.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 225 views

  7. If whiffs of butts were sexy sluts, my life would be lousy with promiscuous girls

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  8. Stickers shaped like butterscotches work the same as do most crotches: scratch and sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 211 views

  9. When you told me she went to town on that donkey, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  10. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where seldom is heard a discouraging word but often is smelled an odiferous turd.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  11. The title of this episode is “Baloney Money”. Stay tuned to find out why!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 211 views

  12. In the land of milk and honey, roving gangs of bees hunt cows for sport, wantonly slaughtering any that cross their path. 

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Let's skip the flirtin' and get to squirtin'.

    By LawrenceOfALabia,
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  14. If Seths and Burts were candy and nurts my Blu-ray collection would be a naked QVC Christmas special.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  15. If this and that were those and they then things would be quite different today.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 199 views

  16. Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Round the back in the alley in five minutes. Tell no one. This goes all the way to the top.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 196 views

  17. If poops and scoops were salads and soups my dog would never go hungry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 193 views

  18. What's up, bratwurst?

    By ShirtyHose,
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    • 197 views

  19. I miss the days when "COVID" meant I was sharing a Blockbuster account with my parents.

    By ShirtyHose,
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  20. Very exciting, very dangerous.

    By ShirtyHose,
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    • 208 views

  21. I see London, I see France - I lied, I only see Lincoln, Nebraska.

    By ShirtyHose,
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    • 173 views

  22. Let's put the nineties behindy and get naughty in the aughties!

    By ShirtyHose,
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  23. Only 90's kids will get this; remember how crazy birth canals were during the Clinton presidency?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 195 views

  24. Either Jennifer Garner has Benjamin Button’s disease or Neutrogena makes some damn fine makeup.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  25. Surprised but honored to see today’s “Learn Spanish One Word Per Day” lesson trending on Twitter. #nomeansno

    By Dunky Fumps,
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