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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’ll suck your dick for a Klondike Bar.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Don't forget to flambée your ham-bakes!

    By EatCookiesLoveYou,
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  3. To boldly grow where no hair has grown before.

    By yung_hugz,
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  4. Third-rate romance, long Lake Pontchartrain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Either think you can or think you can’t: either way, no one gives a shit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. I might be dumbfounded but it’s hard to say.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Let's just say shadows cast upon a wall aren't the only thing that have been in Plato's cave recently.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Sometimes I get so scared that people will stop tweeting, then I open twitter and a great sense of relief washes over me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Today's forecast: Chowdy with a chance of Skeet-balls.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  10. Mini-hands and mini-dicks with many hands and many dicks? I'm a tiny octopus with eight hands and a lot of dicks!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  11. If farting was a law, I say, I dare I'd fart to fill the day! A million little fart parade! To smell and taste and touch and play!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  12. The title of this episode is “The Long Wet Fart”. Stay tuned to find out why!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like John Turturro

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. It's a pain to pop a pimple on yer poop-hole!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  16. If you ask me, the summer is the worst time to 69.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. And thus we find the dual function of the word “who,” as both rhythmic onomatopoeia of canine verisimilitude and as tireless and timeless interrogative, pressing us to question, among the chaos of primal vocalizations, who really DID let the dogs out?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Someday I’ll own a house with a yard I can piss in without getting arrested. Someday.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Ain’t nothin’ like crammin’ some Texas toast up the ol’ keister hole till the missus arrives.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  20. Hipster Revenge is a dish best served in a mason jar before it goes mainstream.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Austin Powers International Man of Vegetables. Do I make you corny baby?

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. The sands of time, the mud of space, the shit of gravity.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. I'm a very modern man. I still have an umbilical cord attached. Brand new. Ask me anything. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Seething is beliebering

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. God removed Adam’s McRib so he could suck his own McDick.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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