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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Once on down'n Timbuktu a thief forged fire's stick's, severely angering night watchmen. 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  2. Popping dimple pimples on impulse may leave limp seeping holes in skin, many Men ,of course, insist. Whilst some Women simply seem less intrinsically interested, several studies state statistics saying: "Non-controlled, soggy, sagging popped dimple-pimple

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  3. BONG RIP! COUGH! What if God is like hot-boxing the fuck outa Cali right now?! COUGH! God dammit God!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  4. When I feel down, I turn my frown around, and just HI-FIVE my Jon Lovitz sex doll!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  5. Don’t go cuckoo over cocoons, turn it into a festoon. Look, I’ve got lemons here.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  6. My clit is on the whale.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  7. Hog-tied and ham, fisted. Had a scratch and the crabs itched it.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  8. A B C D E F G H I J K suck a pair of deez.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Give me licks in a dozen bars and I’ll plagiarize a blues song from 1925

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  10. It’s not the size of the dongle, it’s how many times you lose it

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  11. "I'm walkin' here, forget about it" said the Brooklyn based Jedi, waving his hand at the stormtroopers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I've got a bun in the oven, she's got a baby in the uterus but I'm pregnant and she's baking.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Today’s forecast: stormy with a chance of shit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone / the leg bone’s connected to my man bone / my man bone’s connected to your mom bone

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. More like me and Julio down by your mom’s yard

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Slimer? I barely ghostbuster!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. You can dip your junk in the batter, but be quick about it, mom’s making pizza bagels at three.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  18. Butter my balls and put ‘em in the oven, I’m gettin’ hungry for a hot bowl of lovin’.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Every cloud has a prolapsed anus!

    By A Fish On Which to Wish,
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  20. Itta Bena gave us BB King and Alton Texas Jimmy Dean. I think it’s about time I settled down and started a family right here in good old Booger Hole, West Virginia.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  21. If you’re going to have sexual congress make sure you bring a Whip.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. The obsequious partner of a cat-ear-wearing dominatrix is twice pussy whipped.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Fibrous foods get me in the mood, but Bean-o keeps my weeno meano.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. This teacup poodle I adopted’s a real son of a bitch.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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