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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you can’t take the heat, try not to get gonorrhea.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Ficus, Ferns, and Farrah Fawcett. Three things that don't belong in your closet.

    By Nobodysanonymous,
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  3. My name is Scorch Borschtleman and I make a mean mug of burnt beet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. I think I’m going to hit the sack, said the dominatrix.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Anal Fishers are very specific in the Pacific

    By The Anal Fisherman,
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  6. Anal Fishers are very specific in the Pacific

    By The Anal Fisherman,
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  7. Does a bear shit in the woods? Because I’m trying to get ahold of some bear shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of yet another small business person.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Your hey is writing checks that your nong can’t cash, man

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Don’t assume. Because assume begins with the word ass, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! That's what my gynecologist says.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  12. You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, and both are delicious

    By Angelic Arsehole,
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  13. Mirror mirror on the wall, why's my dick so fucking small?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  14. Mama Mia, I pissed on the pizza... Here have a slice

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  15. Nobody wants to see your shaved cat. Or "baby" as you call it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Jim Morrison's van loving brother could never find a moniker that fit his obsession.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. The worst part of waking up / Is seeing who you’ve fucked.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I'm a hoarder not a heighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Good eats settle in my feet / somebody get my gout medicine

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  20. Is your mom the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally? Cuz she’s a real super spreader.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  21. If you’re not ok with Mathew Perry’s dingleberries / I don’t think we can be Friends

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  22. When God closes a door, he opens a window. You should see his heating bill!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  23. Whether life gives you lemons or melons it remains to be seen / if dyslexia’s a defense when she’s not 18

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  24. Satisfaction is the death of desire / unless you were the one who started the California wildfires

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,   
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  25. Travis Scott / Post Malone / neither would have left Kevin Home Alone

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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