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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Poster boys should come with their own glue.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Crane Kick me Jesus through the Karate Ring of Life

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. As a wise man once told me, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts and here’s some myrrh

    By SanHolo,
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  4. Just sit right back and you'll hear the tale, the tale of a lunatic...and somethin', somethin' su-umthing... an En-tre-P-nuer!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  5. Calvin, don't piss on my leg and tell me it was hobbes

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  6. People say I have a horse face, but this is clearly the face of an ass

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  7. I think it's time we stop. Children, what's that sound? Calliou? It's incredibly annoying, please turn it off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. I've been ordered to pay out my small claims settlement entirely in accordions. That's the last time I appear before Judge Judy Tenuta.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. The mediocre mortgage broker was no joker in his ochre choker.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Listen, I'm no two-pump chump. But it is my sincere hope that someday, with practice, I'll make it to that second pump.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. One if by land, two if by semen

    By Scott aukerpreyingmantis,
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  12. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, but the friend of my friend is 21 so he can get us booze.

    By Space Bong,
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  13. Why does Christmas follow Thanksgiving? Because Santa ate 9...turkeys that is. Happy Thanksgiving!

    By shave gradenko,
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  14. Walking without rhythm deters worms, Walken without Christopher causes fever

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  15. Just because you’re shavin’ what your mama gave ya doesn’t mean I wanna hear about your pop’s crop top.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  16. Two Shakes Of A Lambs Tail Will Speed Things Up Nicely. Two Shakes Of His Dong Is Where It Gets Dicey

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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  17. How about you and I smash this bottle of absinthe and hit the autobahn?

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  18. The Spice Must Flow So Take A Trip To Flavortown With Me

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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  19. Let’s Bury The Hatchett You Used On Mrs. Cratchett Then We’ll Eat Up Her Pie For Your New Alibi

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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  20. There's no "I" in "team", but there is an Ian Ziering.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  21. My neck, my back, my...”Puss In Boots 2: 9 Lives and 40 Thieves” reported production delays were whack.

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  22. I've got mud on the helmet and a dream in your mouth

    By Very hot and awfully wet,
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  23. You put the corn in the chocolate milk and drink ‘em both up I SAID DOCTOR

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Nehemiah is my favorite book of the Old Testament—especially the part where he poops his pants in line at Blockbuster

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Captain’s log: we have successfully navigated the Yomamma Nebula Cluster, unscathed but for a mild case of space crabs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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